Roseanne Barr is coming back to her sitcom roots – but this time she isn’t going to be the center of attention.

Chelsea Handler’s book Are You There Vodka, its Me Chelsea is being turned into a show via NBC and Chelsea needs an aunt on the show…  And the aunt is going to be Roseanne at the moment. 
If you’re a Chelsea fan don’t worry about her not being on the show.  While the character of Chelsea is going to be played by Laura Prepon, Chelsea is going to play her own older sister.

If you need some Roseanna now you will be able to catch her on her own reality show on Lifetime.  She has 40 acres of land where she has macadamia nuts and livestock in Hawaii.  Something tells me that Roseanna is going to make a bit of a fool of herself throughout this one…

Whateve.  I’m looking forward to seeing Rosanna play Chelsea’s aunt – the book was good, but how good will the show be?  It’s all about who’s in it so we’ll see!

Chelsea Handler is promoting her book “Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me”… How about the lie she told herself when she looked in the mirror?  “I should go out in public with my hair like this, in this outfit, with these fabulous matching orange shoes.”

Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin on the same show.  What kind of crack was the TLC Executive who pitched that, smoking?

Paris wasn’t invited to Nicole’s Wedding?

Chelsea Handler Tweets a Picture of her and 50 in bed together.

Hugh Jackman gets jacked up doing a stunt for Oprah.

This pictures definitely makes the story that it was just a comedy bit believable… . However, those who have had the pleasure of viewing the tape tell a different story.  Unless she was into playing the part so much she actually had porn-style sex with the guy???

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My girl Chelsea Handler NAKED in Allure Magazine!

I love her, and she’s damn sexy!!  Although her face looks kind of evil… Her body is hotter than I figured it would be, you know, without airbrushing.

More at Allure Magazine – they also have Eliza Dushku and some other chicks nekkid.

There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Actually, I’m surprised Chelsea doesn’t look drunk at this Women in TV & Radio event!

OK, my cousin and I went to see Chelsea Handler together at Mohegan Sun a few months ago, thanks to Munchie and Rikki, and we just started calling each other “hot mess” and the people in our lives are annoyed by it.  Which makes it that much more amusing to us.  And now, we have Kyla saying it.  Only she doesn’t quite understand… I tell her to clean up her mess and she says, “you mean the hot mess I made!” and I crack up.

You can blow the picture up to see it.  I wanted Chelsea’s face to be big, for effect.

So I made that for my cousin and emailed it to her.  I’m hoping she finds it amusing.  We used to do stuff like that all the time.  That and other things, obviously.  We love Chelsea.

I know the people who come here for the “DIRT” are going to crap all over me for the lack of “dirt” in the posts gushing over some of my favorite celebrities, but WHAT-EVER!!