My girl Chelsea Handler NAKED in Allure Magazine!

I love her, and she’s damn sexy!!  Although her face looks kind of evil… Her body is hotter than I figured it would be, you know, without airbrushing.

More at Allure Magazine – they also have Eliza Dushku and some other chicks nekkid.

There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Photos: Splash News Online

Actually, I’m surprised Chelsea doesn’t look drunk at this Women in TV & Radio event!

OK, my cousin and I went to see Chelsea Handler together at Mohegan Sun a few months ago, thanks to Munchie and Rikki, and we just started calling each other “hot mess” and the people in our lives are annoyed by it.  Which makes it that much more amusing to us.  And now, we have Kyla saying it.  Only she doesn’t quite understand… I tell her to clean up her mess and she says, “you mean the hot mess I made!” and I crack up.

You can blow the picture up to see it.  I wanted Chelsea’s face to be big, for effect.

So I made that for my cousin and emailed it to her.  I’m hoping she finds it amusing.  We used to do stuff like that all the time.  That and other things, obviously.  We love Chelsea.

I know the people who come here for the “DIRT” are going to crap all over me for the lack of “dirt” in the posts gushing over some of my favorite celebrities, but WHAT-EVER!!