Uhhhh… I have no idea what a massive train explosion has to do with Charlie Sheen’s new show “Anger Management” but there’s the preview that is running now on FX.

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Charlie Sheen arrived at a medical building earlier today and he was holding his stomach… so was he in pain?  Why is he going to the doctor?

Can’t wait for the Sheen roast!!!!

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Not true dirt – but everyone is talking about Casey Anthony, and you should be too.  Check it out.

Harry Potter had a drinking problem!?  Don’t worry – a lot of people didn’t know.

Octomom needs some of the limelight too, so she’s denying that she hates her babies.

Charlie Sheen is going to be roasted…on Comedy Central.

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Beyonce is in England – and we’ve got the pictures.

Katy Perry now has red hair, and a bikini ready body.

Rihanna fell on stage, uh-oh!

Charlie Sheen is Single!

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What happens at Charlie Sheen’s house does not always stay at Charlie Sheen’s house – it’s not like Vegas people.

While this happened in the mid-90′s it does not sound good at all.  Everyone knows that Courtney Love had, and maybe still has, a heroin addiction but what we didn’t know is that she went to Charlie’s house to party with the Hollywood party boy.

In the mid-90′s Courtney was already widowed by Kurt Cobain, so she moved to L.A. in an attempt to stay clean.  And then she became addicted to heroin when a well-connected friend brought her to Charlie’s for a party.  And who else was there?  Tom Cruise and Madonna. 

This is just getting better.

At the time, singer friend Jennifer Linch convinced Courtney to shoot up for the first time. 

Luckily – especially for her daughter – Courtney kicked the habit in 1996, excluding one episode in July 2005 when she nearly jumped off Lenny Kravitz’s roof in NYC and was taken to the psych ward of NYC’s Bellevue hospital. 

This is where it gets really good.

Courtney has some advice for the current stars in music – like Lady Gaga.  She’s afraid that they will end up in a lifetime of loneliness.  And does Courtney mean it.

“I’m worried about her future,” Love says of the singer, 25. “She’s very young, and she’s very talented, but she doesn’t seem to have any female friends. Or any straight guy friends for that matter. Instead, she surrounds herself with this coterie of gay stylists and advisors who’ve turned her into this weird, sexless Barbie doll….If she doesn’t watch out she’ll turn into a lonely drag queen. Straight guys just aren’t in to that kind of thing.”

On the upside, Courtney got some good advice from a friend that she wanted to share too.  Thankfully Gwyneth Paltrow told her “Once you’re A-list, you’re always A-list.”

I don’t agree with that – because sometimes we wish the stars that were on the A-List would just stop being in front of the camera as often.

Courtney has had it tough for a long time, but she does seem to be cleaning up her act a lot and trying hard to be good.  Here’s to hoping that she is going to keep it up and continue to share all the secrets of her wild and crazy past!

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Everyone says something that is, well, dumb sometimes.  However when a celebrity says something dumb it becomes known to everyone.

Then again…  Celebrities sometimes tend make comments that are not smart at all.  Here are a few that I’ve found that are just ridiculous.

“That’s why I don’t eat friggin’ lobster.  Because they’re alive when you kill it.” ~ Snooki, from The Jersey Shore

“I just use Listerine.  Sometimes I’ll use my sweater.”  ~ Jessica Simpson, on not brushing her teeth

“I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen.  It’s not available because if you try it, you will die.  Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.” ~ Charlie Sheen

“I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my [headphones] when I’m flying.” ~ Megan Fox

I love when people get caught saying dumb things.

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It’s official – Ashton Kutcher is going to be the other man on Two and a Half Men. 

Ashton seemed to be excited, so he released a statement (shocking I know). 

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” Kutcher said in a statement released to Access Hollywood by CBS. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”

Chuck Lorre – you remember the guy that Charlie Sheen believes to be a spawn of Satan or something along those lines – is looking forward to it too.  Yes, he also released a statement.

“We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family,” Chuck Lorre, “Two and a Half Men’s” creator and executive producer said of Ashton joining the show. “Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it’d be illegal.”

On the other hand, Charlie Sheen is not too happy about all of this going on without him.  Wasn’t Two and a Half Men supposed to fail without him on it?  Wasn’t it supposed to be down a man?  Wasn’t the universe supposed to continue to revolve around Charlie Sheen being fired for being an ass?  Something tells me that no matter what the show is going to be all right at first no matter what – we all want to see how Charlie will be written out and Ashton will be written in!  I hope that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don’t end up like Charlie Sheen and his wives!

Oh wait.  Charlie released a statement too.

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer,” he said. “Oh wait, so am I!!”  And there was also some advice offered for the mortal enemyof Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre,  to Ashton Kutcher: “Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Seriously Charlie.  Just let go and leave it be.  I don’t think many people care anymore, and by people I mean me.  Let’s just have Ashton start this thing up and roll with it so the fall will be funnier than before.

I’m going to go and release a statement now.  Wait.  I just did.

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Hugh Grant is weighing his options now to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.  I guess that Hugh probably got bored in the UK and decided to come to the US and act on the small screen.

Of course nothing is being confirmed, or denied for that matter.  But it is clear that Hugh will not be paid $1 million an episode, which will save Warner Bros. and CBS a boat load of cash from Charlie Sheen’s $1 million per episode pay.

The real question in all of this is how can I make $1 million a week?  Charlie Sheen did it by being himself, Hugh Grant – well – he’s hot, but me?  I just talk and type. haha

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