Jessica Alba out with her man Cash Warren… oh wait, her husband - the got married remember… not a big affair at all… and baby Honor Warren.  Honor Warren is an awkward mouthful.  The word awkward looks more awkward spelled correctly than it does spelled incorrectly - akward.  I tend to spell it wrong a lot because it just looks better spelled akward, but it’s awkwardly awkward.

If you want to see little baby Honor’s face just blow up the pictures by clicking on them… she’s got a sweet little face!!

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Jessica Alba met up with her husband Cash Warren (I almost forgot they were married until I noticed his ring - they need to have a real wedding!) and took Honor Marie for a walk.

Can you believe Jessica is wearing quarters in her penny loafers?  I saw Katie Holmes doing it a few weeks ago, it’s so lame!

Is this a “thing” people do and I’m just missing the quarter loafer boat or what?

Photos: Splash News Online

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Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday! Her name is HONOR MARIE WARREN. Her publicist sent an email to the AP earlier today but didn’t give any other info about the baby. All the celebrity babies are going to pop!

We should start tracking celebrity couples and where they are, then figure out when they made the baby… Seriously, if Jessica Alba gave birth this weekend, that means she got pregnant in the end of August/beginning of September 2007… So we can Google them or look up pictures of where they were…

Ohhhh… Lookie here! End of August/early September 2007 Jessica Alba was promoting Good Luck Chuck… WITH DANE COOK!!!

Here they are on August 27th, 2007, and he has these “I HIT THAT!” eyes… and she looks GUILTY.

And here they are on September 20th, 2007

CASH WARREN, I’d ask for a paternity test.

Because they broke up for a while… July 25, 2007 was the date the news of their break up came out…

They got back together at the beginning of September… so yeah, they could have made the baby during make-up back-together sex… or maybe they met for ex-sex and she got pregnant?

Hmmm… It could be Dane Cook’s though. I’m just pointing that out.

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Yes - yesterday… Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married in a secret ceremony… Here’s the article from People Magazine…

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Photo: Splash News Online

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, apparently on their way to Sundance.  Too bad the jacket kind of hides the baby bump!! 

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