Brooke and Linda Hogan were keepin’ it Casual yesterday.  They were seen tanning and hanging out before heading out in Miami.  I’m sorry, is it the 80s again?  What’s with the SafetyGlo florescent clothes?

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Jake Harris, the son of the late Deadliest Catch captain Phil Harris is reportedly being investigated for drug use on-board the Cornelia Marie.

A-Rod and Cam-D in their bathing suits, on vacation.

Brooke Hogan is hot in a animal bikini.

Kim Kardashian gets dead, for AIDS.  Yeah I said “gets dead.”

Carrie Wilson fired for eating Cheesecake.

Kanye got Booed on Thanksgiving.  I guess people are still not thankful for your cocky ass, yeezy.  Maybe wait another year for that comeback?

Snooki going to Hollywood?

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Can you guess which girl is Hulk Hogan’s Daughter, Brooke and which one is his fiancee, Jennifer McDaniel?

Creepy.

Hulk has applied for a Marriage license to marry his daughter’s 35-year old lookalike.  If that’s not creepy enough, Hulk is almost 60 years old.  Check out these cringeworthy pictures of Hulk putting suntan lotion on Jennifer about a year ago.

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She looks like she’s turning 51…  She looks like such a hooker!!!!!!!!

Click thru the pics for my comments… they are all sweet!

Brooke Skankhogan performed on the pole… seriously, why?  It’s not like she’s going to earn her daddy any dollar dollar bills y’all she looks DISGUSTING!!!  In fact I would pay money to get her OFF the pole!!

Nick Hogan was released from jail late last night.  He served 5 and a half months (166 days) of an 8 month sentence.  He was greeted by his sister Brooke, and went home to a PARTY in his honor… Hopefully this clown learned his lesson.

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It’s just sick how much Hulk Hogan’s girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel looks like his daughter Brooke… How can he get naked with a girl who MUST remind him of his daughter!?!?  SICK SICK SICK!!  I don’t know who is worse, him with her… or Linda with the 19 year old bleach blond tool.

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We were at a friend’s house in Newport last night having some dinner before our wild night of drinking (I was in bed before 10pm) and they had Brooke Knows Best in their DVR so I opted to watch it since I hadn’t seen it yet… My oh my is it a HORRIBLE SHOW!!!!!!!!  Girlfriend looks like an absolute skank, the show is phony, every little scene is contrived and horribly scripted and acted out… It’s like she is so uninteresting they have to tell her what to do… I don’t know, it just made me feel uncomfortable watching it because it was so stupid.  I actually enjoyed Hogan Knows Best, but now it’s just Brooke being a dumbass blonde… she even shows her big ass while she’s on the beach… oh, yeah, she “happens” to see some “hot surfers” and her friends “dare her” to go up to them… and they “joke around” about who has “dibs” and then her friends tell her she has to invite them to her party so she goes to do it… and you can tell these guys were coached by whoever was running things and it was just BAD!!!!!!!!

I was trying to find the clip of her showing her arse on the beach, but when I did a YouTube search for “Brooke Hogan Knows Best Ass” this is what came up.  He gives a pretty accurate account of what happens on the show, and his 2 minutes and 30 seconds are more entertaining than the 30 minute episode… that should tell you something.

Click here to view the embedded video.

If you feel the need to defend the show, or agree with me, please comment!!  There is an issue we can not seem to resolve with the page that pops up after you post a comment, but it DOES WORK, I just have to moderate!!  Serial, we have been trying to fix it for months and it just won’t work!

Brooke Hogan is in this month’s issue of Maxim Magazine… there’s also a video on their website of her with her dad Hulk Hogan.  Apparently he’s trying not to be so overprotective since she’s an adult now (at 20), but he still wants to be a part of her new reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”… He just wants to keep the money rolling in, she’s the cash cow now.

Click here to see the video and some more pictures at Maxim Online!

Just what the Hogan family needed – another car accident!

But this time, it wasn’t Hogan’s fault.

Brooke Hogan was driving back from a visit with her brother Nick in jail when another car lost control and hit her head on!  Her parents weren’t far behind – they had taken 2 cars to see him… Brooke’s friend was in the car with her.  The other driver was speeding.

Brooke and her friend were wearing their seatbelts and nobody was hurt.

Click here for the full story from E! Online.

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