Blake Fielder-Civil, beloved (estranged?) husband of Amy Winehouse, is in rehab as required by his release agreement… Well, I say agreement, but I’m sure he didn’t really agree to go…

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be regarding his ability to remain sober… I give it three days after he’s out we’ll see him and Amy cracked out of their minds scrapping on the street.  Not that I wish that upon them, but reality is reality.

THIS is a most hilarious 10 Step list for Amy Winehouse… from The Washington Post!

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There’s Amylicious Winehouse showing off what appears to be a bite mark – or hickey – on her neck… She went to visit her INCAAAAAAAAAHHCERATED Blake yesterday, perhaps he got a little frisky?  Or just wanted to try to suck the heroin pulsing through her blood?  Or maybe that’s not from Blake but another guy even though she denies she’s sleeping around?  Or maybe there’s just a lot of bugs in that dingy place of hers and one of them bit her?

How can this girl get dudes to sleep with her?  Are they necro?

Need to see a close up of the bite…

Show me now!

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No there is no Amy Winehouse Miley Cyrus catfight… could you imagine if they met though?

Anyway, both Miley Cyrus and Amy Winehouse have apparently been offered 7 figure book deals.

Miley’s offer – which is reportedly signed – is from Disney Books, and she says she wants to write about how important her family is to her.  It will be an autobiography.

Amy’s certainly not writing her story… But she and her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder Civil have been asked to tell their story and open up about their marriage.  I would be willing to bet that what we see is what we get with those two.  They’re not living some secret life of romance and bliss when the world isn’t watching…

Which one do you think will make the bestseller list?

Oh wait, Miley’s will.  You know it.

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Maybe Amy Winehouse could start her own jewelery line… Incarcerated Gems or something like that… Her Blake IS quite a gem, isn’t he!  An incarcerated one.

Apparently when these pictures were taken the other day Amy was joking with the photographers until they started asking her about Blake, then she got nasty.

There’s the close up… Idn’t he cute?

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