Kim Kardashian sliced her toe open on a glass coffee table yesterday and was rushed to the hospital… a witness said there was so much blood it looked like a murder scene!

How does one slice one’s big toe on a glass coffee table?  Unless it’s broken?  Or she kicked it?  Maybe she was putting her feet up?  I don’t know.  I hurt my toe yesterday too though… we were by the pool at the hotel and I went to drag a lounge chair into the sun and I caught my big toe nail on it and tore it half way off… yeah, it hurts.  Good thing I’m not supposed to be rehearsing for Dancing With the Stars!

No word yet on whether or not this injury will affect her ability to be on the show…