I wouldn’t be surprised if these two end up getting it on… He is a dog… And women seem to love him!  She is throwing herself at him!!

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Ashton Kutcher dropped his robe on the Ellen show today!

He’s of course promoting the premiere of the new “Two and a Half Men” September 19.  The same night the Charlie Sheen Roast airs!

What a waste, it’s not like a penis does anything for her!

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It’s official – Ashton Kutcher is going to be the other man on Two and a Half Men. 

Ashton seemed to be excited, so he released a statement (shocking I know). 

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” Kutcher said in a statement released to Access Hollywood by CBS. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”

Chuck Lorre – you remember the guy that Charlie Sheen believes to be a spawn of Satan or something along those lines – is looking forward to it too.  Yes, he also released a statement.

“We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family,” Chuck Lorre, “Two and a Half Men’s” creator and executive producer said of Ashton joining the show. “Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it’d be illegal.”

On the other hand, Charlie Sheen is not too happy about all of this going on without him.  Wasn’t Two and a Half Men supposed to fail without him on it?  Wasn’t it supposed to be down a man?  Wasn’t the universe supposed to continue to revolve around Charlie Sheen being fired for being an ass?  Something tells me that no matter what the show is going to be all right at first no matter what – we all want to see how Charlie will be written out and Ashton will be written in!  I hope that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don’t end up like Charlie Sheen and his wives!

Oh wait.  Charlie released a statement too.

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer,” he said. “Oh wait, so am I!!”  And there was also some advice offered for the mortal enemyof Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre,  to Ashton Kutcher: “Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Seriously Charlie.  Just let go and leave it be.  I don’t think many people care anymore, and by people I mean me.  Let’s just have Ashton start this thing up and roll with it so the fall will be funnier than before.

I’m going to go and release a statement now.  Wait.  I just did.

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Brittney Jones is DISGUSTING.

Whether she slept with Ashton Kutcher or not, she’s a pig!!  If she did, then she’s a pig and he’s a pig.  If she didn’t, she’s a pig for making up such a story!!

Apparently she met Ashton at a bowling alley while Demi was there… they exchanged phone numbers and then had sex on Ashton’s couch while Demi was out of town filming her new movie!!  Now she’s sharing the text messages with Star Magazine.

I just don’t want to believe this one, but apparently Demi found this girl’s number and posted it on her Facebook!!

So is Demi Moore acting completely foolish and “youthful” to try to keep Ashton interested in her old ass?  Is she going overboard trying to show them as a happy couple?

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Ashton Kutcher seemed a little irritated at the paparazzi following him on the set of his new movie “Friends with Benefits”.

Fame Pictures

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There are SO MANY huge names in this movie, I can’t wait to see it!  Jessica Alba, Topher Grace, Emma Roberts, Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore showed up for the London premiere last night.  I can’t decide whether or not I’m a fan of Jessica’s outfit… what do you think?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Such a gorgeous couple… what do you think of her dress?  The big bow in the back?

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Rumer and her mom and stepdad at the premiere of “Spread” – once again a hell no for Rumer’s look.  She just can’t get it right!!  Also at the after party… Corey Feldman, Soliel Moon Frye, and Anne Heche – random!

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