The American Idols filming this season’s Ford commercial in LA.  What’s up with the watering cans… and the footballs… and where is Bowersox??

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This…………… is AmERican Idol.

Ugh Ryan irritates me more and more each time I watch the beginning of the show.  Of these 12, maybe 4 have some serious talent… the rest are average at best.  Still, I’m sucked in.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Seriously, people need to relax!!!  Adam Lambert kissed his straight male band member at the AMA’s – and the edited it for the west coast feed!  Big whoop!  Madonna kissed TWO chicks on stage and we saw Bruno put his ass in Eminem’s face… granted THAT was MTV but whatever.  They say douchebag on every channel now – but a guy can’t kiss another guy???  GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here for more on the fact that Adam Lambert is the gayest of the gays – too gay for TV!!!

It’s impossible to find the video now, Dick Clark Productions is putting the smack down on the web!

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This is ridiculous.  Ellen DeGeneres is going to be the 4th American Idol judge.  That show is my crack, and it just got a whole lot awesomer!!!

I know awesomer isn’t a word… but Ellen is going to be a hilarious addition to the show… Paula who???  Actually, I think they could do without Kara, she’s so meat and potatoes, at least Paula has spunk and slur and all that stuff. 

Ellen on Idol, what do you think?  Good or lame?  Will she steal the show?  And just wait until she and Simon go at it!!!  Brilliant!!!

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Auditions for American Idol season 9 start August 6th… and Paula Abdul has yet to be offerred a new contract!  Uh, I think it’s fair to say that if her new manager is speaking the truth, she probably won’t be coming back… LOOK OUT KARA DIOGUARDI, sleep with one eye open girlfriend!

Really, as much as we tease Paula, I think we’ll miss her!!!

None of this is official, they haven’t stated either way whether or not she’s coming back, but as of right now Paula is hurt and angry – for them to just drag this out and say nothing!!!???

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Apparently there isn’t one!

Jeff Archuleta, overbearing – and apparently oversexed – father of cutie American Idol patootie David Archuleta, was just fined for soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah.  Wrong place, wrong time, the place was targeted – not him – but he happened to be there… $582 later he’s all good.

No mug shot was taken.

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American Idol was a snoozefest… Sarah Jessica Parker is outraged, leave her baby mama alone!

Is Mariah Carey with child…

And what is this ANGIE CATCHES BRAD WITH JEN bs??

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Katy Perry walks out on stage wearing an Adam Lambert cape.  I mean it is totally NOT FAIR!!  Should they be allowing the artists to influence the audience???

She’s frigging hot – but I don’t like her ass cheeks!!!

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