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Ellen on Idol!

D*ana — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:14:20 +0000

This is ridiculous.Â Ellen DeGeneres is going to be the 4th American Idol judge.Â That show is my crack, and it just got a whole lot awesomer!!!

I know awesomer isn’t a word… but Ellen is going to be a hilarious addition to the show… Paula who???Â Actually, I think they could do without Kara, she’s so meat and potatoes, at least Paula has spunk and slur and all that stuff.Â

Ellen on Idol, what do you think?Â Good or lame?Â Will she steal the show?Â And just wait until she and Simon go at it!!!Â Brilliant!!!

Paula Abdul booted off American Idol??

D*ana — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:55:34 +0000

Auditions for American Idol season 9 start August 6th… and Paula Abdul has yet to be offerred a new contract!Â Uh, I think it’s fair to say that if her new manager is speaking the truth, she probably won’t be coming back… LOOK OUT KARA DIOGUARDI, sleep with one eye open girlfriend!

Really, as much as we tease Paula, I think we’ll miss her!!!

None of this is official, they haven’t stated either way whether or not she’s coming back, but as of right now Paula is hurt and angry – for them to just drag this out and say nothing!!!???

Jeff Archuleta Mug Shot?

D*ana — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:25:58 +0000

Apparently there isn’t one!

Jeff Archuleta, overbearing – and apparently oversexed – father of cutie American Idol patootie David Archuleta, was just fined for soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah.Â Wrong place, wrong time, the place was targeted – not him – but he happened to be there… $582 later he’s all good.

No mug shot was taken.

PODCAST Wednesday May 20

D*ana — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:23:06 +0000

American Idol was a snoozefestâ€¦ Sarah Jessica Parker is outraged, leave her baby mama alone!

Is Mariah Carey with childâ€¦

And what is this ANGIE CATCHES BRAD WITH JEN bs??

Katy Perry loves Adam Lambert!

D*ana — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:59:07 +0000

Katy Perry walks out on stage wearing an Adam Lambert cape.Â I mean it is totally NOT FAIR!!Â Should they be allowing the artists to influence the audience???

She’s frigging hot – but I don’t like her ass cheeks!!!

Danny Gokey Scream Video…

D*ana — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:35:30 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.

My boyfriend just showed this to me.

We’re watching Idol right now… The fake suspense is killing me!!!

PODCAST Wednesday May 13

D*ana — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:55:04 +0000

A quick one today, since thereâ€™s not much exciting going onâ€¦

Star Magazine thinks which Jessica looks pregnantâ€¦

Lindsayâ€™s home invasionâ€¦

American Idol recap & predictionâ€¦

All that & more in todayâ€™s podcast!

WHAT?? ALLISON GOES HOME???

D*ana — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:18:51 +0000

Where the hell is the judge’s save NOW???

She was suppsoed to be second… this is just CRAZY!Â She is like Pink Kelly Clarkson Avril Lavigne all in one – I really like her!!Â Danny Geeky SUCKED last night, I’m sorry but what he did to Steven Tyler was criminal!!

And Kris is just boring… I do hope he is the runner up tho, Danny coming close would be like Taylor Hicks f’d up!

American Idol Disco Night!

D*ana — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:54:28 +0000

The Idols hanging out backstage before the show last night.Â CUTE!

My ears are still aching from David Archuleta’s performance…

More pics here!

PODCAST: Friday, March 27

D*ana — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:57:33 +0000

Whatâ€™s up with the Mariah Carey pregnancy rumors?

Method Man a victim of the snatcher truck!

American Idol is annoying the snot out of me!

Did Doug propose to his angel princess Paris?