Alicia Keys is filming her new video, and it looks pretty depressing… She looks totally hot and gorgeous, but then there’s like a dog that was hit by a car, and a little girl, not fun not fun!!

Click here to find if this is why Alicia Keys is hot on Google right now – from POPEATER!  PS – It’s not!

Lots of celebs at the 2008 World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend… Look at the ring Alicia Keys is wearing – that has to be heavy!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

Frigging cutie pie face David Cook went and started wearing EYELINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who the hell made him do this?????  He can NOT NOT NOT wear make up!!!!!  I know Steven Tyler and all those guys do it but they have to, they are frigging old.

There was controversy over whether or not he wore eyeliner in the finale – it appears he did – but I figured it might just be a fun thing for the finale, not something he’s going to make part of his “look”.  It’s not good, not good at all.

Oh, and PETE WENTZ wears eye liner – do you REALLY want to emulate PETE WENTZ??

I saw the American Idols show tonight, and let me tell you – the first part of the show was quite the snoozefest, but Brooke White killed Let It Be (more like let it pee in my case since Kyla chose that moment to have to go to the bathroom!!)… I was waiting for her to like, flub the words and start over, but she was great.  I love her voice… I hope she comes out with some Sheryl Crow type songs.  Jason Castro never impressed me and he still doesn’t.  He had a few moments but I don’t really like him.  These girls sitting behind us had huge posters for Jason and they were screeching.

Syesha came out singing Umbrella-ella-ella and I didn’t like it.  I was thinking she’s not Rihanna, so just don’t touch Umbrella… but then she sang If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys and I SWEAR she banged it out better than Alicia.  Then she did another great performance of a song I can’t remember the name of.

David Archuleta sang Angels – he should re-release that song.  America doesn’t really dig Robbie Williams so that song didn’t do as much as it should have here, but David Archuleta could make it big.  His new song Crush is out…

You can hear it by clicking here.  Let me know what you think!  I like it.  I really like it.  I’m listening to it now.  I was actually hoping he would sing it tonight but he didn’t.  He also did Stand by Me – but he ruined it by busting in with the rap-ish part… I can’t remember what else he sang.  Listen to the new song, I think you’ll like it.  I didn’t think he was going to come out with anything I’d ever want to listen to but I was wrong!

And David Cook opened with Hello, his best performances were I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – which he sweetly joked that he wrote for Michael Johns – and his song Time of My Life… Randomly Dirty Dancing’s I’ve Had the Time of My Life just popped into my head.

So I was trying very hard to find a picture of David Cook in the eyeliner, and I am kicking myself that I didn’t charge my camera before the show so I could have taken a picture… I couldn’t find one.

But I did find David Cook’s prom picture from the Fox affiliate in his hometown… I am not sure if many people have seen this but it’s cute!

I also found an entire message board complete with a roster of members dedicated to David Cook’s Eyes.  It’s all about his eyes, close up pictures of his eyes, people who have the same color eyes as him posting close up pictures of their eyes, it’s pretty nuts!

Click here to check it out!

If anyone has a picture of David Cook in eyeliner send it to me.  Other than that he looked cute in his Michael Jackson “BAD” tee-shirt… I don’t like his rendition of Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son.

Allright, that’s enough.  The AI tour is worth seeing if you’re a fan of the show.  It gets better as they get to the final few.

There’s Ashanti showing a LOT of leg at the BET Awards last night… Really, it’s not necessary.

Check out the other pictures of Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Chris Brown, no they are not dating, or so she says, but they made out at KFC, Ne-Yo, T-Pain, Usher, Keyshia Cole, Jordin Sparks, Jennifer Hudson (thankfully showing a lot less boob than usual), Solange Knowles, T-Boz & Chili, Lil Kim, and more…

Photos: Splash News Online

Splash News Online

Alicia Keys was on David Letterman to promote her new CD “As I Am”… Definitely not a good dress choice.  It doesn’t flatter hear at all and you can see her thong th th thong thong… Oh Lord remember that song??

There she is from the back… and a front view – clearly she’s uncomfortable!