Lindsay Lohan acts like she doesn’t have a care in the world while shopping with her younger sister Ali.  Ali is a 17 year old model who is shockingly thin and used to be cute!

Remember how Amy Winehouse called her husband “MAH Blake Incarcerated” …

Well now Dina and Ali Lohan have to visit their Lilo Incarcerated.

TMZ said they were allowed to visit her during non-visiting hours, not sure why.

Click here for my gossip reports from Wednesday… all about Lindsay’s drugs in jail and who else is trying to go visit her!

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan made the signature Lohan Milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood…

How long before they rip it off the menu?  I mean she gets booted from movies, fired from other gigs, and doesn’t show up for court – hopefully it’s a tasty treat and she can keep it going… it’s about all she has left!

Now originally the milkshake was chocolate & vanilla with oreo cookies, but she’s got some pink concoction in her hand so maybe they changed the formula?

Oh, and to see just how spectacular she looked last June when the milkshake was introduced, click here.

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Maybe y’all have seen this… I didn’t realize it was that bad until now.  Lindsay Lohan’s arm… look at that scar!!

She’s still in St. Barth’s on a much needed vacation with her sister Ali who is now looking more and more like Lindsay in a not so good kinda way.  She is still a kid!!!

Oh, and maybe they aren’t having much fun – clearly there is some tension in these pictures!!

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And they are damn happy about it!  Dina Lohan is pimping Ali & Cody out to Verizon…  They hosted an event at a NYC Verizon store and spun records, just like Auntie Sam – or ex-Auntie Sam – or whatever she is this week.

Could Cody look any more miserable.  He just wants to hang out with his friends instead of his mom & sister!

What’s with Ali Lohan wearing a Samantha Ronson hat and where did her hair go?  A miserable looking Lindsay shops with her now better looking sister on Melrose on Saturday.

Since her music and acting career didn’t take off the way she and her mother wanted it to, Ali Lohan has taken a job working as Lindsay’s assistant’s dog walker.

No really, that’s Lilo’s assistant’s dog.

Where are the pictures of her scooping the poop???

OK I most likely shouldn’t be saying that about a 14 year old, or 15, however old she is, but that’s the look she’s going for.  Dina definitely wants Ali to emulate Long Island Lolita.  She’s not smiling in any of these pictures and has a PUSS on her face – which I guess is fitting considering she’s trying to be some kind of sex kitten cat.

My 15 year old will NOT dress like this!!

Dina is a sick mama.  Lindsay didn’t make her young looking (sarcasm) ass a grammy but I’m sure Ali will.

Have to post it, love it – posted it before, will post it again.

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Oh yeah, and there’s a few pictures of Piper Perabo, at that same animal Halloween party event… She looks ill.

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There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

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