And they are damn happy about it!  Dina Lohan is pimping Ali & Cody out to Verizon…  They hosted an event at a NYC Verizon store and spun records, just like Auntie Sam – or ex-Auntie Sam – or whatever she is this week.

Could Cody look any more miserable.  He just wants to hang out with his friends instead of his mom & sister!

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What’s with Ali Lohan wearing a Samantha Ronson hat and where did her hair go?  A miserable looking Lindsay shops with her now better looking sister on Melrose on Saturday.

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Since her music and acting career didn’t take off the way she and her mother wanted it to, Ali Lohan has taken a job working as Lindsay’s assistant’s dog walker.

No really, that’s Lilo’s assistant’s dog.

Where are the pictures of her scooping the poop???

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OK I most likely shouldn’t be saying that about a 14 year old, or 15, however old she is, but that’s the look she’s going for.  Dina definitely wants Ali to emulate Long Island Lolita.  She’s not smiling in any of these pictures and has a PUSS on her face – which I guess is fitting considering she’s trying to be some kind of sex kitten cat.

My 15 year old will NOT dress like this!!

Dina is a sick mama.  Lindsay didn’t make her young looking (sarcasm) ass a grammy but I’m sure Ali will.

Have to post it, love it – posted it before, will post it again.

Oh yeah, and there’s a few pictures of Piper Perabo, at that same animal Halloween party event… She looks ill.

Photos: Splash News Online

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There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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OK this is such a Sex & The City picture – but it’s really Samantha Ronson, some chick, Ali Lohan, and Lindsay Lohan walking down the street in New York.  Lindsay and Sam are all acting BFF instead of LL (lesbian lovers) in front of young Ali.  Not that it matters.

Photo: Splash News Online

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Dina Lohan is so skanky… And now Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and father of her wonderful children, is going to be writing a column for OK! Magazine!  He’s gotta cash in on her reality show, so he’s going to get his 2 cents in about the show in OK! each week… Cracks me up how this dude is all pissed about her exploiting the kids, but since she’s doing it, he found a way to get a piece of the exploitation pie… If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em right?

Anyway, there’s Dina & Ali arriving at the CW11 morning show.

Photo: Splash News Online

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