First let me tell you that this child asked me earlier today if she could have her own website… Kyla.com… I don’t even want to try the URL because I’d be willing to be it’s porn.  There is some porn star named Kyla… Ugh.

Anyway, then she was asking if it should be kylamarilyn.com or kylaherlastname.com… and I said no it would have to be kylaknapp.com… so we’ll see.

She took my camera yesterday while she was outside playing on the porch.  She actually did 5 little videos but they will make you dizzy, she hasn’t figured out how to hold the camera yet – she will.

She has a little bit of a cold, allergies are so bad right now we are all stuffed up!!

Here’s Kyla Vlog Episode 2.

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Witness the cuteness.

Kyla has now figured out how to make video blogs.  We spent the weekend doing random things around the house, and yesterday morning I woke up to a camera in my face – she was recording.  Then she started turning the camera around and talking to it, so she doesn’t even need me to hold it for her anymore!

Here’s the one we did on Saturday.  I was cleaning the frog tank so I had to put Max & Jessica in a bowl.  Kyla likes to touch them, even though I constantly tell her not to…  I feel especially bad about the frog who jumped into the sink… One of the frogs died later that day – I don’t know if it was the one that had jumped into the sink or not.  I had just put warm soapy water in a pan to soak… of course shame on me for telling my kid to put her hand in there, I wasn’t even thinking!  It wasn’t THAT hot, and it was more likely the frog died from the soap… But still I feel bad.  Now whichever one didn’t die (we’re still trying to determine which one it is!) is lonely…

Please don’t call PETA.  It was an accident!!!  I have done really well with these frogs… the fish, not so much, which is why we haven’t gotten any more.

As for Kyla, she asked me this morning if I was going to put her videos on my website… and I said yes.  Then she started talking about the weather and if it was going to be too cold to play outside today… I asked her if she wanted to be a weather girl and do the weather on TV when she grows up and she made a face.  She says, no I don’t think that would be good.

So I said, well what do you want to be when you grow up?

And she says.

“I just wanna be a ROCK STAR!”

You already are nugget.

Have a nice day.

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Allright, here’s a VLOG. Probably the strangest one yet, just because it’s a little shocking in a way.

Enjoy.

Now I’m going to read about the Scientology Protest at Katie Holmes Broadway debut!

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By popular demand, a new vlog.

I did another one of our new place and our new pets, etc. but it’s over 10 minutes long so I have to get it cut down.

Here’s a fun one I took of Kyla laughing hysterically at my crazy mommy antics.  I just like to be silly and make her laugh – it’s hilarious.

Yeah, I am weird.

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I wish someone would offer me a million bucks to come out of the closet!

Anyway, here’s my latest Vlog.  I babble.

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Here’s an unedited video of my daughter Kyla rockin’ along to Guitar Hero.  I am playing, but the camera is on her… she had no idea I was taping her.  She cracks me up.  This is what we do when we’re not at the park or playing Barbies.  She loves it!

I can’t wait for Aerosmith Guitar Hero in a few weeks.  I hope Steven Tyler is out of rehab in time for the release. 

We’re off to Newport for the day.  It’s gorgeous and 80 out.  We’re just waiting for our friend to get back from the mall, he had to go get a shirt… I am so happy I’m not famous because I would never want to be caught by the paparazzi all pasty white in this sundress!  I’d look much better with some spray tan, but I refuse – I just hate the feeling of being painted.  It’s too unnatural.  I’ll get some sun today.

Have a great weekend!  Hopefully celebs do crazy stuff this weekend and we can laugh at them on Tuesday :)

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Or should I say peanut vlogger jelly time!

Anyway, how’s this for stupid blog about nothing?

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My vlog about the following:

Britney Spears in Kentwood, lollipops are trendy, On Demand Fitness, win prizes here, and more.

Feedback is welcome, I want to know what I should do with these!!!!

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