Tiger Woods is so so sorry… All I can think of is… don’t tell me you’re sorry ‘cuz you’re not… you know you’re only sorry you got caught…

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Kevin Smith is too fat to fly Southwest!  He goes off… lots of F-bombs and totally NSFW!!

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Oooooh snap!!  Perez Hilton started blowing off – and pissing off – radio stations years ago when he got super famous and popular… and now he’s apparently too hot for TV too.  He thought KTLA in Los Angeles should bump SNOOP DOGG and a CHILDREN’S CHOIR to accomodate his blogging schedule.  What a whiny bitch!!!

I wonder if he will release a crying video like the one he produced after he got punched in the face by the Black Eyed Peas!!

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Haha… An “incontinent beaver” on The Early Show peed right in the host’s face!!

And the animal guy is calling the urination, “a beautiful thing!!!”

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She is so manly too, despite all the over the top femininity.  ANNOYING.

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This is Maxwell, he’s awesome… He’s had me on his radio shows in different cities and he really should be the next CW Star in Columbus, OH where he was on the air!

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Not sure how long this video will work for, usually the networks get these “bootlegs” pulled down pretty quick… and you may not want to watch if you’re in the middle of eating breakfast… the kid just starts puking and they have a plastic bucket for him.  Who would humiliate their kid like that???  And they had a puke bucket ready so clearly they knew he was going to yak!!  What the hell??  And why didn’t Meredith ask if he’s OK or question why they have a vomiting child on national TV??

These people are nuts!!

What cracked me up yesterday was the ridiculous speculation on CNN about whether or not the boy could have been in the balloon and how much helium would have been in it to carry a 50 lb child, and they just kept going and going, it was like a balloon lesson – even after they knew the boy was never even in the damn thing!!!  It went on and on… slow news day I guess.

He apparently also gave the Good Morning America audience a vomit-shot too…  Haven’t seen that one.

Here’s the video of him on with Wolf Blitzer and Falcon says “you guys said… we did this for the show” and the parents SCRAMBLE… no wonder the kid was puking on the Today Show, he probably was scared crapless of his parents.

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Click here to see Al Roker talk about Matt’s peppercorns… and does Meredith Viera touch them – what???

Kanye West was on Jay Leno last night… I mean, how did Jay luck out with this, maybe he was in on the whole PR stunt too… I seriously don’t think any of this was by accident.  Kanye’s a douche of epic proportions, but I don’t think he acted alone.  Did anyone notice the commercial for Taylor’s music during the awards which played on her “moment” and whatnot?  Hmmmm… was that random or planned to go along with the whole stolen moment thing…

What I do know, is Kanye acted a fool once again on Leno, half laughing about it and then making it about his own celebrity status.  And God love Jay’s writers for going for the jugular when he asked about Kanye’s mother and what she would have thought… aw, then we feel a little sympathy for him I guess.  I don’t know, the whole thing seems too perfect a dramatic moment to have just been another one of Kanye’s outburts… either way, contrived or not, he’s ridiculous.

I mean what frigging “hurt” is he talking about?  He’s hurt because Beyonce’s video didn’t win?  Oh, and how is Kanye going to help Taylor Swift?  What is so hard?  He needs a good therapist.  And a muzzle.

If you want to take a look back at some of his finest work, including the infamous George Bush doesn’t care about black people rant, check out my babydaddy’s blog!

Click here to see some of “Kanye’s Greatest Hits” – seriously, this is a lot more entertaining than his music!

My friend Maxwell got to hang out on the “green” carpet at the Teen Choice Awards… Here’s his video with the stars – Miley Cyrus, Marlon Wayons, Fergie, Kim Kardashian, even Mike Tyson!

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