Meet Rebecca Black.  The next talentless singer to secure her future as the next Lindsay Lohan.  Her cookie-cutter music video and recording session apparently purchased by her parents and gained viral fame after Daniel Tosh clowned her on his Tosh.0 Blog.

Her voice sounds like someone her a little too hard in the face with a newspaper and broke her nose.  Woof.

Anyway, after the whole internet ripped her a new one, she decided to perform acoustically for ABC to prove that she actually has talent.

Look kids, just because YOU think you’re talented, and mommy and daddy (sometimes with the best of intentions, sometimes the worst) tell you that you’ve got the voice of an angel, doesn’t mean you really do.

“Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes afterwords.”  Seriously?  Who smoked a Jeffrey and wrote that one?

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Remember that guy?  Of course you do.  He’s Isaiah Mustafa and practically every woman who’s watched tv in the last year has seen remembers one of his Old Spice Commercials. He’s also played in the NFL.

And according to various blogs he and the recently divorced Neve Campbell are dating.  Best. rebound. ever.

He’ll be hosting TBS’ “Funniest Commercials of 2010″ on December 16th.

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Apparently someone is SO mad that Bristol wasn’t kicked off Dancing With The Stars that they sent Talcum powder, along with a letter to the studio where the show was filmed.  The staff was evacuated from the building just to be safe.

The FBI told TMZ. “The L.A.P.D., L.A. City and FBI Hazardous Materials officials responded to a report of a threatening letter containing white powder received at CBS Studios in Los Angeles.”

Bristol seems to be a weirdo magnet.  First the guy who shot out his TV, and now whoever sent this letter.

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Pamela Anderson just did a 3 day stint India’s version of Big Brother right now.  It’s called Big Boss over there and looked phenomenal in the white saree.  Apparently Big Boss is one of the most popular TV shows over there and this year it’s hosted by Bollywood Actor, Salman Khan.

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Since when did drinking massive amounts of alcohol, going to the gym, tanning salon and laundromat make someone interesting?  Apparently Barbara Walters has picked the cast to be on her list, and her special which airs in December… and I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Has she lost her mind?!?!?

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Mariah Carey was sauntering on to the Jay Leno show last night when she tripped in her heels!  She is enormous… like Jay Leno isn’t a small guy, and she is a monster next to him!!  Her boobs are almost as big as his head, chin and all!!

She is so manly too, despite all the over the top femininity.  ANNOYING.

Click here to see the video on Popeater!

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Have you seen this MTV show “How’s Your News?”  My friend just told me about it so I went on MTV.com to watch… OMG it is absolutely hysterical.

It is literally retarded people interviewing celebrities and reporting the news… they are a riot!  It’s one of those things that you will have a hard time watching at first because it’s so drilled into us that it is wrong to laugh at people who are disabled… but they’re doing it for fun, and hopefully they’re getting paid well… not like freaking Slumdog-style we’ll give you a modest apartment…

Go check it out on www.mtv.com and under Shows you’ll find it… How’s Your News?

Let me know what you think… I wonder if anyone out there is pissed off about it…

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The Bachelor is a single dad this time around… The show premiered last night, oops I forgot to watch.  Is anyone still into this show?

I just can’t believe there are still that many desperate hot chicks out there (ok some of them aren’t so attractive but whatever) willing to go on national TV only to get rejected… and the winner ends up with a failed relationship!

Really, is that a prize???

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