He is SO gross.

So Jon Gosselin got the balloons right for Cara & Mady’s 9th birthday yesterday…  There he is picking them up from the bus stop after school.

Click here to see what was COMPLETELY WRONG for their party!!!

Photos: Flynet Pictures

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Lindsay Lohan standing outside a building in NY, having a sno-cone and smoking a butt… Her lips are looking rather plumped up!

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Jack Nicholson smoking while swimming in France…

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When I saw this picture I thought – JACKPOT!  There must be a follow-up with the crotch shot…

No such luck.  What we have here are pictures of Paris and Nicky partying like the princesses they are at Pure Nightclub.  Nicky smokes, Paris tosses her extensions around (away from Nicky’s cigarette of course), and they dance to Britney’s “I’m A Slave For You”.  And DJ AM was the DJ.  Of course.

I’ve been spending way too much time on eBay lately.  Buying BARBIES.

Photos: Splash News Online

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There’s Mischa Barton leaving a Broadway show, lighting up a cigarette. 

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There’s Lindsay Lohan smoking… She was out yesterday with Samantha Ronson and some other chicks…  Look at her blowing that perfect stream of white smoke.  She’s so good at blowing!!

Splash News Online

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Lindsay Lohan went shopping at a jewelry store on Valentine’s Day, then yesterday she went to lunch at The Ivy.  Super exciting, right?

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I think it’s really great and smart of Lindsay Lohan to have the piece of Big Red out and ready to shove into her nicostink mouth as she exhales the last puff of cancer smoke…

I also think it’s disappointing how when I saw the picture of her from behind in the short dress I clicked on it to see  if her butcheeks were hanging out, and they weren’t – she’s wearing  shorts under there.

So the moral of the story is - Lindsay Lohan is officially less of a trainwreck than Britney Spears because she isn’t exposing her ass. 

She does need to wear a bra.  The second picture shows that… and the last picture shows her enthusiatically inhaling…

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