Really, I have never understood why Scarlett Johansson is so high up on a sexy pedestal.  She’s certainly not ugly or anything, but I don’t think she’s all that and a bag of chips at all… She is kind of awkward and disproportionate to me.  And her make up is really tacky in these pictures.

Maybe I’m just cranky because it’s past my bedtime… but really I don’t get the hype over her.

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This is the $2.1 million penthouse Scarlett Johansson just bought in NYC. She and Ryan Reynolds will make beautiful babies there. You know she’s going to be pregnant soon, if she isn’t already. It’s the thing to do.

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This is the ring Scarlett Johansson was wearing at the costume gala last night… I’m going to assume that’s her egagement ring from Ryan Reynold’s!

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Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson look like perfect dolls at the premiere of “The Other Boleyn Girl” in London. 

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I mean, Scarlett Johansson visits HOT troops in Kuwait. 

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That’s Scarlett Johansson shopping… Here I go again picking on the fashionable… but those shoes are totally disgusting and her hat looks like a sweaterized shower cap.

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