Rhianna was on MTV’s “The Seven” yesterday, doing a “live” performance in Times Square wearing… I have no idea what the hell she was wearing.

The red hair is one thing, I’ll give her a pass on that but the clashy tribal jacket mess and those “nappy shorts” or whatever the hell they are.  It looks like she’s wearing depends.

Dana will attest, I have no right to call anyone out on style but this is rediculous.

RiRi, you are NOT GaGa.  Fire your stylist.

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I don’t know which is crazier – her Bozo the clown red hair… or the darker than flesh colored spandex spanx things she’s wearing.  What are they supposed to be??  A hot layer of long tight undershorts?

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Eminem & Rihanna “Love the Way You Lie” featuring Megan Fox!

Wow!

Rihanna and Matt Kemp had to have their iPhones yesterday just like every other tech-junkie I have to have cool toys just because I can person out there… I saw people standing in a line down the street in 100 degree heat with umbrellas to block the sun… and the line barely moved!!  INSANE!  I mean can’t you just order the thing online and wait a few days for it to be delivered to your home??  All this over a phone.

Or wait, now that I think about it, could you get the phones at AT&T stores or did you have to go to Apple?  See, I am clueless..

Good for Rihanna, she seems to be enjoying life with Matt Kemp.  Hopefully he doesn’t turn out to be a nutbag.

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If we’re gonna say that Christina Aguilera is copying Lady Gaga, then we have to call Rihanna out for copying Madonna!!!

And what’s her secret to keeping that body in shape?  Hagaan Daaz???  There she is leaving one the other night…

Pics from her show in Madrid.

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I mean really, this is such a Gaga move!!  Can’t Rihanna get some originality??

Kidding.  Only Christina Aguilera would be copying Lady Gaga if she pulled such a stunt on stage.

I love the Mickey Mouse hat and the ginormous phallic symbol.

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Rihanna is dating Dodgers player Matt Kemp… so she and her BFF went to the game yesterday.  I love how these girls can get away with spandex and belly shirts…

Rihanna doing a photo shoot to promote Rated R.  What do you think of the outfit??  I think it’s hideous, and what is that big chunk of metal around her neck??

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She’s doing her thing and all, and that’s cool, but why is a chick who was the victim of abuse throwing the sign of a gun?  I don’t know what it “means” but while Lilo and Miley are throwing peace signs she’s got a gun in her mouth!!  Maybe I am way off and she’s just showing off the Love tattoo… but it looks pretty evil to me!!

Rihanna and her new man Matt Kemp swimming with the dolphins.  They look happy and in love… hopefully he is nothing like Chris Brown!  And hopefully she gets a new hair ‘do soon, it’s kind of Dionne Warwick and it’s not pretty!!