According to the upcoming issue of Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is totally boy crazy in rehab.

I called this a few weeks ago when we saw pictures of her at the gym with some hottie… he’s her trainer, and she’s totally been calling him even on the days she doesn’t hit the gym.  Her friends say she’s never liked working out but now she looks forward to it…

She’s also got a fellow rehab-mate to hook up with when she’s not chasing her trainer.  She and some dude got caught in her room after lights out the other night – which is totally against the rules – and now she’s in deep doodie at Promises.  Girl can’t even stay out of trouble IN REHAB!!  She actually lost her top in the pool the other day while swimming with this guy… accidentally on purpose I guess.

Now my question is, is the guy pictured above – who I’ve seen in a ton of pictures with her lately – the trainer or the guy she’s banging in her rehab room??

The roses.  Lindsay Lohan went for a hike in Malibu… I guess lots of activity is part of her rehab.  I wonder if the people with her are fellow rehabites or if they’re counsellors or trainers or something… I’d be pissed if I got stuck in her group while I was in rehab and my picture was all over the place!! 

She looks like she’s getting a little pooch too!!

Lindsay Lohan is taking kickboxing lessons as part of her treatment.  She’s probably attempting to screw her coach too. 

Great, now when she goes back to drinking and partying, she can start – and win – some serious bar fights!!  If she’s not too wasted of course…  I do think her shirt with all the radios on it is pretty cute!!

Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab for a day to hang out at Venice beach with some friends… She rode a bike and went rollerblading.  A friend says she’s going to stay in rehab for more than a month and she is now taking her treatment very seriously.  I’ll believe that when she gets out and doesn’t start partying again a al Britney Spears!!

From Daily Mail

Is Lindsay Lohan double fisting cigarettes??  It kind of looks like she is holding one in her mouth and one in the other hand!!  She got out of rehab for the day and went to an AA meeting… Gotta get a fix somehow!!

Pictures from www.linds-lo.com

WOW!!  I’m actually shocked by this.  Really, I didn’t think Lindsay Lohan would give up her birthday party!!  I’m disappointed too because who didn’t want to see her fall flat on her face again??

Her rep says, “Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent.”

Pure Nightclub let her out of her contract and she agreed to do an appearance at a later date… “We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

Is Lindsay trying to send us a message with that “Unstoppable” hat?

My drug problem is “unstoppable!”

Her mom and friends visited over the weekend… A rehab PARTY!!!

She is so sick to me.  The girl has serious problems and she thinks its funny!!  I just can’t wait to get out so we can see her partying AGAIN.  She’ll need to go the Paris route before she learns her lesson… and even then… she’ll probably be laughing all the way to the county jail.

Yesterday Richie Sambora checked himself into an undisclosed rehab facility in California.

It’s funny because my boss went to the taping of the Bon Jovi VH-1 Storytellers the other day and she told me “it was great, but Richie was a mess” and sure enough… couple days later he’s getting help!

It’s been a tough year for him… divorce from Heather Locklear, crazy relationship with Denise Richards that ultimately failed, and his father passed away in April… so he needs to do some healing.

It’s about time!  Nothing like waiting 11 days to see your 20 year old daughter in rehab!!  I suppose she was too busy making deals with the E! Network to exploit her other kids… but anyway.  Dina was on her way to LA from Long Island last night and is hopefully having a nice visit with her little cokehead daugther.  She’s probably pissed that Lindsay screwed up and landed in rehab because now who will she party with?  Ali won’t be able to throw down for at least a year or two.  Damn.