OK, maybe I am just weird, but when I saw these pictures of Mya out for her birthday the first thing I thought of was Left Eye… only Mya’s like “Left Boob” – remember how Left Eye had the black mark under her eye?  That’s what this shirt reminds me of.

And we won’t even mention the pants…

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This is the inside of the birthday card my 5 year old gave me… She asked us how to spell all of the words, except “poop” – so she could surprise me.  I opened this card at dinner and I couldn’t  believe how funny it was!!  She is too cute – and her mother’s daughter :)

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My friend just sent me this link to get free silver jewelry… you pay $6.99 for shipping but the actual jewelry is free. No catch!

It’s been on the Today Show and in some magazines recently… So check it out!

Totally not dirt but whatever… She’s cute I want to show her off!

I say her – I think it’s a girl based on what I’ve read…

We found this baby turtle in our pool the other day, I found a great website with lots of great info on turtles and have her all set up with a separate feeding bin and everything.  She is fine with her little plastic container for now, once she gets a little bigger I will get her a nice tank… and when we go back up north she’ll need a warming light.  Kyla named her Kaylee LOL.

OK RANDOM, I KNOW – but I am SO EXCITED that we’re getting a washer & dryer tomorrow – Aaron Rents, $50 a month for both… it would cost us more than that to do it at the laundromat, and those places are GROSS around here…and it’s just a pain to lug 10 loads of laundry there and back…

Anyway, I’M SO HAPPY!!!  If you don’t know why I’m suddenly without washer/dryer, check out my youtube for vlogs, another one coming soon… www.youtube.com/danasdirt!

Ha!  How funny is this…

Click here for more on the new Dora from momlogic.com!

And here’s what the new Dora ACTUALLY looks like in case you missed the post the other day!

My friend Maxwell at WNCI in Columbus did this hilarious parody “Twitter Makes Me Happy B*tch” and I LOVE IT!  Now he’s got a video… check it out!

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What is she exploring these days?  THE MALL?

How do you feel about the new Dora?  Do you think she’s too thin?  I mean I guess now her head is a little more proportioned to her body, but I think she could be a LITTLE healthier.  Better than the scrawny Disney princesses!

I just hope she still explores… and are they going to try to use her to teach about the birds and bees and stuff, or drugs, or other things?  I guess that’s up to us as parents huh??

Anyway, I just had to share.  I will have to find out what Kyla thinks of the new Dora.  She’ll be here in less than 2 weeks we can’t wait!!

So this new station just launched in NYC, I didn’t get to listen all day like I wanted to – we had some errands to run, but now I’m home and they’re playing Jump Around by House of Pain at 3:29 in the afternoon… oh, and no commercials for a while anyway.  If you’re looking for something to listen to at work might as well check it out now while there’s nothing but music and fun stuff…

Since I’m such a radio geek this is a huge thing I just wanted to share.

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My boyfriend and I spent a much needed weekend away on the east coast of Florida… We left Tampa around 4pm on Saturday – after I had my hair done (finally) at a great place on Gunn Highway – got into Miami at 8… partied until 4am… got up Sunday and drove to Boca for brunch with his cousin, grandmother and some friends… then we went to Loxahachee National Wildlife Reserve in the Everglades and saw alligators, baby alligators, and we even caught birds mating on video! Then last night we went to see my cousins who live in Ft. Lauderdale – I hadn’t seen them in ten years!!

We drove back across Alligator Alley and up 75 in the middle of the night, had to call in a drunk driver who nearly ran us and 4 other cars off the road… got home at 3am… and now I’m tired… but refreshed and ready to get the week started!

So here are some pictures… and I have a couple of video blogs in the works with all of the crazy vacation footage, but I’m a little disappointed my video of the ducks getting it on didn’t come out so great! It was so cool… there were two ducks swimming towards the gator from opposite directions, of course the man is rooting for the lurking gator to strike… but instead the duck makes it past the gator, meets the other duck, they start their mating calls, flirt a little, then head up on shore a bit… one hops on top of the other… love was made! It was cool… I wish I had a better video camera to catch the magic!

Lots to do today, but I wanted to share a few pictures first.