What are we thinking of the new American Idol without Paula?  I wouldn’t know, I haven’t watched it yet!!

Paula Abdul looks super thin as she walks into her office with some hottie… probably an assistant – or her piece, she does like the young ones!!!

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Paula Abdul, Snoop Dogg, and Adam Lambert announced the nominees for the 2009 American Music Awards Tuesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Click here for more on the nominees and performances from MTV NEWS.

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I sat in front of the TV trying to pause it to get her doing the boob SQUEEZE but this is the closest I could get… I got sick of trying!!

That was pretty crass.  Was she paying tribute to Michael Jackson by doing a boob grab in lieu of a crotch grab?  Seriously… it wasn’t even a funny joke either… it was just a lame way for her to be shocking.

I don’t know how I feel about Paula’s pill popping anymore… how could someone all drugged up dance like that in those heels?  She talks all slurred but maybe she has a speech impediment of some kind and it’s not really drunky talk.

Just my 2 cents… or 3.   OK that was a nickel’s worth.

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Auditions for American Idol season 9 start August 6th… and Paula Abdul has yet to be offerred a new contract!  Uh, I think it’s fair to say that if her new manager is speaking the truth, she probably won’t be coming back… LOOK OUT KARA DIOGUARDI, sleep with one eye open girlfriend!

Really, as much as we tease Paula, I think we’ll miss her!!!

None of this is official, they haven’t stated either way whether or not she’s coming back, but as of right now Paula is hurt and angry – for them to just drag this out and say nothing!!!???

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What the hell is Paula Abdul doing?  She’s such a damn freak.  She looks like she’s posing for a movie poster or something… What is she going to do when Idol dies… because you know it’s happening…

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Maybe I’ve been looking at too much internet porn lately, but I saw this picture of Paula and immediately thought “her boobs are IN BONDAGE!”

And then I thought…

They are so out of control they need that massive metal contraption to hold them together!

Not cute, Paula – not cute.  And now you’ve got that Kara chick to compete with, and she’s younger and prettier… Doesn’t add much to the show, what I saw of it anyway… Just big pretty brown eyes!

These pictures are from the Fox All Stars party… Kelly Osbourne looks FABULOUS – and I mean that!

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Paula Abdul received an award at the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation event in Beverly Hills.  You’d think she was getting married based on the long white flowing gown… It’s beautiful but too wedding-ish for someone who isn’t a bride!

She’s sitting with Jimmy Demers who is apparently a “well-known” singer.  Never heard of him though.

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According to Extra, the executive producer of American Idol says “the biggest star in the world” will be performing on the finale… and Paula Abdul said she has a “sneaking suspicion” that it IS Michael Jackson! We’ll see… Wasn’t he supposed to perform at some other big event recently and he pootied out at the last minute?? What about Madonna? Could it be her? She’s in France right now though, I just saw pictures of her in Cannes, so she’d have to scoot to LA quick… We’ll find out tomorrow night!

And who do you think is going to win anyway? I can’t wait to go home tonight and watch the performances – GO DAVID COOK!!!

Oh, that pic of Michael Jackson was taken at the 2006 World Music Awards…

I think he just wants to touch David Archuleta… I know he’s 17, but he could pass for 12.

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