Orlando Bloom is looking REALLY scruffy!!!  Is he filming a movie in which he plays a bum?  I’m sure you Orlando Bloomaholics still want to jump his bones, but he does NOTHING for me even when he’s groomed!

Eric Bana is with him in Australia, they were hanging out at a bike shop.  Boys being boys.

Orlando Bloom & his girlfriend Miranda Kerr went for a motorcycle ride in NYC… I don’t think he’s hot, but I know a lot of you swooooon over him like he’s Matthew McConaughey or something, so here you go :)

Photos: Splash News Online

WHAT???

I just don’t buy this story, but according to www.mirror.co.uk, Orlando Bloom and Rumer Willis were all over each other at Prince’s post-Oscars party… Rumer is 19, Orlando is 31.  They arrived together and were the talk of the party.

I don’t mean to be nasty, but Orlando Bloom can pretty much get any chick he wants, why Rumer???

Do you believe this??

YES!!  Well, yes according to OK Magazine.  Apparently they went to the Hennessy Artistry event at Paramount Studios on Wednesday… 

“They slipped in a little after 8 PM and remained backstage for roughly twenty minutes before leaving together…  Jessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low… It’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.”

Here’s what never makes sense to me, if they REALLY wanted to keep it a secret that they’re dating, why would they show up at an event together??

I am going to vomit if this is true.  I don’t particularly like Orlando Bloom, I’m not really attracted to his “type”, however, I know that he’s highly regarded as a “hottie” and the rumor that he is interested in Kimberly Stewart just makes me laugh.  This can NOT be possible.  He could have just about any woman he wanted… WHY HER???

However, according to Digital Spy, Orlando and Kimberly have met before and hit it off… and when he found out she was planning a vacation to London where he’s currently working, he called her to set up a date!!!

Do you believe this???