Nicky Hilton & David Katzenberg at Coachella Music Festival… You know who won’t be there?

Amy Winehouse… she was supposed to headline but because of her legal issues she was denied a Visa.

Nicky & David blend in really well… You know if Paris was there it would be glamor and glitz and mayhem.

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This guy, Michael Broadhurst, is homeless.  He randomly shoved Nicky Hilton on the street at 5am, and she made a citizen’s arrest and is going to press battery charges against him.

I wonder why he pushed her?  Was he just looking to push a chick?  Did he know it was her?  Maybe he has a crush?  Maybe he thought she was Paris in which case I probably would do the same thing…  Did he ask her if she could spare some change and she said no so he shoved her?

Nicky should try to be more like Mariah Carey, she makes friends with homeless people and takes pictures with them…

Remember this??

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Brittany Flickinger and Paris Hilton shopping in Aspen… Nicky & David Katzenberg are with them too. I love how Paris is all dressed like a grandmother or a newborn with the penguin snowflake shirt on – it’s cute!!

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Happily single Paris Hilton partied at Villa with Avril Lavigne… until Benji, Joel, and Nicole Richie showed up… then they took off and met up with her sister Nicky and went back to Nicky’s house for the after party…

Apparently Avril and her rocker husband Deryck Whibley are also having issues… maybe they are BUBs?  That’s Break Up Buddies for those of you who don’t read Cosmo!

I have always found it odd that once in a while Paris and Avril hang out.  Avril just seems like she’d be so anti-Paris Hilton, but I guess not.

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When I saw this picture I thought – JACKPOT!  There must be a follow-up with the crotch shot…

No such luck.  What we have here are pictures of Paris and Nicky partying like the princesses they are at Pure Nightclub.  Nicky smokes, Paris tosses her extensions around (away from Nicky’s cigarette of course), and they dance to Britney’s “I’m A Slave For You”.  And DJ AM was the DJ.  Of course.

I’ve been spending way too much time on eBay lately.  Buying BARBIES.

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Lauren Conrad & Nicky Hilton went to Crown Bar with friends.  I don’t know if they are friends or not… Nicky’s a real socialite, Lauren kind of became one by accident, right?  By chance that she got on that stupid show?  I could be wrong, I don’t watch the show, and my comments aren’t working so if you need to correct me, email me!

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Mischa Barton looked incredibly bad at the Nylon MySpace party… Seriously, the hair, the make-up, the yellowing smoker’s teeth, the turtleneck lace tablecloth dress, the hideous suede jacket, the front of leg cellulite (enlarge the picture, you’ll see what I mean), and the Keds – which on their own aren’t bad but they don’t go with the ugly outfit… She just irritates me, it’s like she tries to look bad!!!

Nicky Hilton is wearing some shiny spandex… and Brittany Gastineau looks about 50 years old!

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Nicky Hilton in Beverly Hills yesterday.  That’s a Valentino bag.  It probably costs more than I make in a year.  Sick!  Nicky is so boring but for some reason I like looking at pictures of her.  What about you?

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