Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon walking right where he belongs… behind her!

What’s up with the dampness on her dress?  Is she having HOT FLASHES and her aging uterus is starting to sweat?

Sorry, that is mean but it’s Mariah – I can say whatever I want!

Now of course she could have gotten damp like that some other way… ew.

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EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!  He’s like “OOOOOOOOH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M PICKING HER UP!!!”

I just don’t like Mariah AT ALL… so any reason to pick on her works for me.  That is one huge ass!!!

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Did you know Mariah Carey & Beyonce are friends?  I would think those two would HATE each other… but it looks like they partied together on New Year’s Eve…  Jay-Z is behind Beyonce & Nick is getting squished by Mariah.  I don’t see her drinking…  because she’s PREGNANT, RIGHT?

Photos: BeyonceNow.net

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon spent Christmas in Aspen (funny so did Paris & Nicky – see below!) with their little Jack Russell named Jack (unique right!)…

Does Mariah seriously have the same puffy white jacket as her DOG???

What is going to happen when she pops this kid out…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon were out in NYC last night all smiling… Of course, she’s all about the attention and now that we’re pretty much over her rushed into marriage to Nick Cannon… next – PREGNANCY RUMORS!  I mean, why not?  You know she’s not going to deny it for long… she’s not the type to want to keep things private.

Photos: Splash News Online

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These pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at some Museum Gala inspired me to compose this really mean post.

The “My Wife Is Bigger Than Me Club” gallery… If you have any good ones, let me know.

I think Mariah & Nick have replaced J-Lo & Marc Anthony as the king & queen of this phenomenon… Tom & Katie have to be included, but she’s just tall…

Seriously, have you ever seen that dude Beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show?  The dude with the REALLY small head?  Nick Cannon looks like Beetlejuice next to Mariah and her big ginormous MELON!!

OK, I’m going to hell now… I’ll be back later…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Mariah Carey helped her hubby Nick Cannon celebrate his 28th birthday at Pure Nightclub.  She gave him a big fat birthday cake… and she drank a lot of champagne and wine… She looks genuinely happy.  Well, as genuine as Mariah is capable of looking.

Mariah, by the way, is 38.  The big FOUR-OH is fast approaching…  Cradle robbah!

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