D*ana's Dirt» Name That Package http://danasdirt.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Dirt, Dana's Dirt, Hollywood Dirt Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:01:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Matthew McJunkie-junk. Boo-yah! http://danasdirt.com/2009/02/11/matthew-mcjunkie-junk-boo-yah/ http://danasdirt.com/2009/02/11/matthew-mcjunkie-junk-boo-yah/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:53:40 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/?p=16472 JUNK!!!!!

Wowza.

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Do you know who this package belongs to?

You aren’t going to believe it… blast from the past…

It’s Mark Paul Gosselaar!

Can you believe it?  LOOK AT THAT!!!  It’s ridiculous.

And then after he cleaned up he tried to hit on his former Saved By The Bell co-star Tiffani Amber Theissen… What does she do now anyway?  She’s still freaking hot that’s for sure.

Photos: Splash News Online

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It’s David Beckham, on the new Armani billboard.

I swear, from a distance and when the picture is small, he looks like Mr. T!!!  It’s the shadow and his scruff or something, I SWEAR… when I first looked at the thumbnails I thought it was Mr. T!

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It’s Joey Lawrence!!!

There are so many things wrong with him right now… I mean, yeah, he thinks he’s studly and he’s in shape, but he’s wearing a v-neck that looks like it came from Express – the women’s side.  His jeans are entirely too tight, he stole the belt from Tim McGraw, and it doesn’t go with the metro tee and the silver jewelry…

And the FLIP FLOPS just MAKE THE OUTFIT, don’t they?  Seriously, that belt buckle and those tight jeans do NOT go with FLIP FLOPS!!!  Especially not white girly ones.  He would have been fine with that shirt and a pair of shorts from Old Navy or something…

He totally gets his toes done too.

Photos: Splash News Online

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Who do you think this package belongs to…

He kind of reminds me of Forrest Gump!

I WAS RUNNIN’ – It’s Matthew McConaughey!!

Seriously, I can totally hear him saying the Forrest Gump line EXACTLY the way Forrest said it…

I think Matthew is the voice of these Beef commercials I have to dub into our system at work.  It’s all about Beef and I swear it is his voice.  It cracks me up.

Here are a few more pictures of the runnin’ man… Seriously, all he does is run.  Camila must be getting a complex… I would if my man just always seemed to be runnin’ away while I was being hounded by security guards at the grocery store!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Should I give hints on these or not?  I mean it’s kind of really hard to tell who these people are just by checking out their junk… so the clues might make it fun, but I don’t want to give them away!

Can you name that package?

Splash News Online

John Mayer!  Leaving the gym… giving a thumbs up (was he just asked how was Jennifer Aniston in bed??)  He was spotted with Jennifer Aniston in Miami last week… now there are pictures of the places they went… how come nobody took a picture of them??  Seriously, if I witnessed something like that I would be whipping out my camera!!  I take it with me everywhere.

Anyway, he’s looking pretty cute.  As long as he keeps his hair cut!

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Splash News Online 

Howdy!  Howsabout a little Monday mornin’ Name That Package!

Who do you think it belongs to??  I’ll give y’all a hint… his wife would curse me out (on stage) if she saw this post about her husband’s package!

Well I reckon it’s Tim McGraw!  Performing yesterday at the New Orleans Jazz Festival.

Come and get me Faith Hill!!

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Due to the overwhelming popularity of this morning’s feature NAME THOSE  TATAS, I’ve decided to do a little something for the package checkers among us… Don’t lie, you do it.

So who does this grabworthy package belong to?

DAVID BECKHAM!

Splash News Online 

It’s David Beckham! 

Do you like this game?  Should we play again soon?  Or are you offended?  I think it’s almost clean enough for work…

And wait until I tell you the story about my friend’s co-worker who became obsessed with a certain website… OH IT’S FUNNY!  I’ll get to that tomorrow.

Does anyone remember when I was at FLZ and did “easter eggs” on my page?  I think I might have to bring that back on here.

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