Danity Kane naked under that sign… for PeTA… do you really think they’re naked under there?  They could totally have undies and strapless tops on… but you can use your imagination if you have the desire I guess.

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I’ll be picking this issue of Marie Claire magazine up!!  Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant… why am I not surprised???  She looks hot… LOVE HER!!! 

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Here are all the pics of Kim Kardashian naked in Playboy’s December issue.  I didn’t even use thumbnails because they are definitely NSFW and dirty… Sorry the numbers are out of order, I am too busy eating the nice lunch  my boyfriend just made me to worry about rearranging them.

Kim had said it wouldn’t be totally nude - I thought we were only going to  see that big ole’ ass but she obviously wanted to give us a peep show of her vagine (to quote Borat)… probably figured, it’s not like they didn’t see it in the Ray J video… which by the way she claimed to be SO HUMILIATED by… she was interviewed in some magazine (can’t remember which one, and again too lazy to find out) and she talked about how these were private moments and nobody ever should have seen them, and how she embarassed her stepfather Bruce Jenner, how she imagined what would her dad think if he were still alive, she was ashamed because her younger sisters  look up to her… Sounds all genuine and sweet and seriously violated by it…

And now not only is she starring in a reality show that centers around her big ass - at least all the promotion for it does - and she’s now naked in Playboy, but THE FAMILY IS SUPPORTING IT!!  Can you imagine??

She’s definitely making a name for herself though… Up until about the time Paris Hilton went to jail nobody really paid much attention to her… maybe she set Paris up!

Anyway, that’s my rant… I’m sure nobody will even read it because ya’ll want to see her hoohah!  How do you spell hoo-hah anyway?  Is it hyphenated?  Has it made it to the Webster’s dictionary yet as slang?

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Sienna Miller’s shown her boobs plenty of times, but she gets completely naked in her new movie…

I don’t want to post the full on naked landing strip shots, but you can see them at Drunken Stepfather and I think it goes  without saying they are NSFW!

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Natalie Portman naked!!  Well, partially… she did a short film with Jason Schwartzman and she shows her bum…

Click the pictures to see the hiney, NSFW. 

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Click here to see the NSFW picture… his cajones are SCARY BIG!!!!!!!!!!!

He was nasty enough to repulse most women WHILE FULLY CLOTHED… let alone posing naked… and in this ridiculous position. What in the hell was he doing?

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