I can’t believe these two are even allowed in the Hamptons!  Don’t they have a hoity toity reputation to uphold?  Any credibility Jon Gosselin may have had is now out the window – he’s found friendship in Michael Lohan!!????  They were out the other night with their hos too.  Bizarre.

There’s Lindsay I still hate my daddy Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty… while Samantha, who also hates Lindsay’s daddy, went to lunch with her brother Mark.

Michael Lohan opened his fat boozing trap again and made some ridiculous claim that Samantha is using Lindsay and that she’s going to write a tell-all book… so here’s what both Lindsay and Sam have to say about it.

From their MySpace blogs, according to E! Online:

Lindsay Lohan:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Samantha Ronson:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

YOU TELL HIM GIRLS!!!

Here’s Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan and his 24 year old girlfriend Erin Muller… She was a Poker Calendar Girl and she’s trying to become a professional poker player.

Check this out and tell me if you think it’s her…

At least I THINK this is her… Unless it’s some chick with the same name… but calendar girl poker player half his age seems about right for Daddy Lo!  I can’t wait to see who Dina starts hooking up with, maybe if she was getting some she wouldn’t be such a bitch!!

Photos: Splash News Online

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan makes a “cameo” in this f’d up movie.  It’s called “The Deed To Hell” and it’s considered a “cautionary horror movie” – whatever that is.  And when I say f’d up, I mean disturbing, so if you are squeamish or have a fear of creepy crawly things, blood, crazy people, and seriously bad acting, don’t watch!!

I think it’s funny that it looks like they got some footage of Lindsay and her friends partying at the beginning… No wonder Lindz is stealin’ mink coats!!

As part of her sentence, Lindsay Lohan is doing 10 days of community service at a Red Cross blood bank… she’s working from noon to 7pm and according to her father, Michael Lohan, she’s “really enjoying it.”  Note the BLOOD book she’s carrying around!

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan arrived in Utah on Monday to visit her at the Cirque Lodge… This is the second time Michael has gone to see her…

According to People Magazine, Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Michael will be spending 5 days together at a secluded lodge in Utah where they can coke up together work on mending their relationship.

After he went to see her a month ago Michael said he’s seen a huge change in her… we’ll see, we’ll see.

We’ll see how long before they’re tearing each others hair out… well, him tearing hers out, he doesn’t have much for her to yank on, she’ll go for his eyeballs.

From Digital Spy.

No wonder Lindsay Lohan is such a mess, her parents are nuts!  Apparently they met in divorce court on Friday and Michael Lohan accused Dina Lohan of owing him money… and Dina claims he is in breach of their agreement because he has been talking to the media like crazy!!  After they argued in court, Michael got into it with Dina’s “security guard” outside. 

This is going to be an ugly battle.  Dina’s lawyer said the family didn’t sleep at night even when he was in jail… but he claims to be a changed man… we’ll see what happens.  Maybe he’s the reason Lindsay is taking boxing lessons??

Story from Female First

Here’s our favorite party girl coke whore leaving a club in Hollywood the other night… Her father Michael is begging her – through the media of course since she won’t speak to him – to cut the crap, before she ends up like him!  Michael says his daughter is wasting her talent and going down a very bad path…  She apparently even once told him, “Daddy, I am YOU!” when they were still speaking to each other.  Michael Lohan claims to be a changed man and realizes the error or his ways… and now he wants to help Lindsay before it’s too late.  He wants her to get back to rehab, and take it seriously this time.

Check out all of these pictures, she is looking more and more haggard by the day!

When he approached Michael about doing the movie, he told him he’d be happy to be in it as long as it didn’t offend God!!  What???  Michael Lohan now a God-fearing person??

He claims to be all reformed but when he got out of jail Lindsay panicked and hired extra security for herself and her family… I wonder if he’s really a changed man or not!!  In fact, I just went looking for pictures of him online and all I could find were pictures of him being hauled off to jail!

Click here for more info on Michael and the movie!