This morning on the Today Show Rosie O’Donnell slammed Lindsay Lohan and said she doesn’t think it’s a good idea for her to be playing Elizabeth Taylor.  Rosie said she hasn’t done anything good since she was 16, pointed out how she struggled with her SNL performance, and called her a crackhead!

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While I don’t disagree with some of what Rosie said, I think she should shut her trap considering her lame show just got booted from the Oprah network!  When was the last time Rosie had a smash hit?  I don’t think she’s had anything huge since her Rosie show that was on in the 90′s when she used to gush over Tom Cruise every freaking day…

Of course Michael Lohan is always the first to come to his estranged daughter’s defense… He’s firing back at Rosie and spoke to Gossipcop.com earlier today:

“He/she who is without sin, let them cast the first stone and judge not lest you be judged,” says Lohan, going on to note O’Donnell’s “failed marriage, two failed shows, slamming other celebs and high profile people. Please!”

He acknowledges, “My daughter and even I may have had our issues in life, but it’s about making things right and turning things around… I was and am the first one to point out my own faults, Lindsay’s and even others when we are wrong, but when we are not, I will fight tooth and nail for what’s right!”

Lohan continues, “In this case, Rosie, you are wrong. So why don’t you… just sit back. Shut up and see if Lindsay proves herself before blabbing your unwarranted opinions.”

You know who needs to get in on this action – Donald Trump!  He just LOVES to trash talk Rosie so we’ll see if he seizes the opportunity…

Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Kate Major has made multiple domestic dispute calls to 9-1-1 but ironically she’s the one who keeps violating the orders of protection against him!  He said she is “stalking” him and while he is working on moving on with his life she can’t let him go… She wants Michael to pay her legal and medical bills – to the tune of $9,000 – and when he said he won’t pay she threatened to call and say he’s violating the protective order!

Celeb Dirty Laundry has an exclusive interview with him and you can tell by the tone in his voice he is pissed!

I sat in on my co-worker’s interview with Michael Lohan today. 

He said, “Dina did coke with Lindsay” and also discussed his feelings on her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Click here to listen to Chad Pitt talking to Michael Lohan.

On Saturday, Michael Lohan showed up on Lindsay Lohan’s doorstep in Los Angeles with some Chinese takeout.  Apparently Lindsay wasn’t happy about it and according to TMZ she asked security to remove him.  Why?  Was she doing something she wasn’t supposed to or was Michael being… Michael.

Lindsay was spotted yesterday returning to Betty Ford but was obviously flustered by the paparazzi.  Could this fight with dad spell trouble for her sobriety?

She’s asked Betty Ford for permission to visit New York for the Holidays and she’s received permission to do a photo shoot as well.  Now sources are saying that she’s FREAKING OUT in rehab because of the whole lawsuit thing, and she has no money.  Pile on the fact that she’s got all the daddy drama, this can’t be good for her.

And just when we thought she was making real progress.

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Both Lindsay and Michael Lohan were spotted smiling ear to ear yesterday.  Both seem to be in great spirits after they had their heart to heart on Sunday.

Lindsay left her Sober Living home in Southern California to go on a supervised trip to get some coffee, and she actually looks presentable.  A far cry from the disgusting mess that walked into the Beverly Hills Courthouse.  Sobriety is doing wonders for her.

Michael was spotted shopping in SoCal grinning ear to ear while chatting with Photographers.

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Whodathunk.  Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan actually met face to face.

Yeah I know, I thought the same thing!  The two are said to have had a long conversation inside the Betty Ford Clinic, and then went shopping in a Street fair nearby on Sunday.

Of course, that shopping trip included a long stop at the Jewelry Store.  Lindsay is reportedly looking forward to seeing Michael again.

So what are Lilo’s motives?  If she has any…

Michael Lohan graced TMZ with his presence earlier today to talk about the ongoing war/pending intervention with his daughter Lindsay…

He showed up at her door with the cops  to check on his younger daughter Ali – she’s 16.  Michael heard that Lindsay drove her home at 115mph after Coachella the other night and felt he needed to something… Ya think??

Lindsay then took to Twitter to blast her “ex-father”…

I mean, what the hell is a 16 year old who has 2 living parents doing with her mess of a sister like she’s her guardian???

Michael is even trying to put a conservatorship in place a la Jamie & Britney Spears!  Think it’ll work??  And where’s Dina?  Doesn’t she even give a rip??

Oh, and the broad with him is his fiance Kate Major.

Click here to read more about the Twitter messages and the whole Mich-Lo vs. LiLo debacle!

Click here to see Michael talking to Harvey from TMZ.

I can’t believe these two are even allowed in the Hamptons!  Don’t they have a hoity toity reputation to uphold?  Any credibility Jon Gosselin may have had is now out the window – he’s found friendship in Michael Lohan!!????  They were out the other night with their hos too.  Bizarre.

There’s Lindsay I still hate my daddy Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty… while Samantha, who also hates Lindsay’s daddy, went to lunch with her brother Mark.

Michael Lohan opened his fat boozing trap again and made some ridiculous claim that Samantha is using Lindsay and that she’s going to write a tell-all book… so here’s what both Lindsay and Sam have to say about it.

From their MySpace blogs, according to E! Online:

Lindsay Lohan:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Samantha Ronson:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

YOU TELL HIM GIRLS!!!

Here’s Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan and his 24 year old girlfriend Erin Muller… She was a Poker Calendar Girl and she’s trying to become a professional poker player.

Check this out and tell me if you think it’s her…

At least I THINK this is her… Unless it’s some chick with the same name… but calendar girl poker player half his age seems about right for Daddy Lo!  I can’t wait to see who Dina starts hooking up with, maybe if she was getting some she wouldn’t be such a bitch!!

Photos: Splash News Online