Ashley & Mary Kate Olsen scare me.  They just look like little trolly witches.  Ashley Witch with a spray tan.

I think they made a pact when they were 15 that they’d never smile at the camera ever again.  There’s something so dark about these girls.

Fame Pictures

Here are some more pictures of the NINE premiere… I posted pictures of Madonna with her daughter last night – they were apparently unannounced surprise guests, and have nothing to do with the film.  Kate Hudson, however, is one of the stars… So did Madonna show up to intimidate Kate over the whole A. Rod situation?  I mean Madonna was rumored to be seeing A. Rod and all of a sudden it fell off and she was with Jesus and A. Rod was with Kate!  Drama!

Kate looks gorgeous… the Olsen twins still look hobo-homelessish.

Photos: Fame Pictures

Isn’t it nuts that Mary Kate Olsen could do her own bank bailout?  Actually, she’d probably do a better job than the government.  Did you see this on TMZ?

There she is doing her part, tipping the dude at the Four Seasons a $20.  Between her generosity and Paris Hilton buying $4000 dresses we should be all set…

Now she just needs to pay a hair stylist.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen were greeted by a slew of protesters at their book signing yesterday.  They were giggling and laughing and didn’t seem to give a rat’s arse…

Mary Kate Olsen was out with a friend yesterday… as they were leaving lunch, her friend apparently hit some dude!  I can’t tell from the pictures/captions if she hit HIM or his vehicle… but either way it was minor and Mary Kate just tried to hide.  Do celebrities really think they’re doing anything by attempting to cover their faces?

Let’s give the girls credit, they didn’t hit and run like most of these morons do…

These are the leaked photographs everyone is talking about!  Mary Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, and Joel Madden, throwing down bigtime at the flannel party… I believe these pictures were taken back in June, possibly on MK’s 22nd birthday, and someone threw them up on Flickr and here they are.

Looks like they had a good drinkin’ and smokin’ time!

Heath Ledger dies… Christian Bale gets arrested and is in all kinds of messy family drama… and now Morgan Freeman gets hurt in a bad car accident… Is The Dark Knight cursed??

The whole Heath Ledger thing is getting REALLY strange now that Mary Kate Olsen is refusing to answer any questions unless she is granted immunity… immunity from what???  What did she do???  What does she know???  CRAZY!!!!

I haven’t seen the movie, but my boyfriend saw it and says he thinks Heath will win an Oscar posthumously…

Mary Kate Olsen appears to be wearing something she stole from someone’s grandmother… Seriously, just because it cost $9,000 doesn’t mean it’s cute!!

I will never understand how these girls are known as style and fashion icons because everything they wear is ugly!!!  This is something your grandmother WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THOUGH!!!  It just doesn’t belong on a 22 year old.

The white outfit isn’t so bad, I guess, the orange shoes are fun… I would LOVE to know how much they cost.  It’s insane.  These girls spend on a pair of shoes what some people spend on a car!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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The only problem I have with it is that they don’t throw up once the whole time!  And they certainly don’t eat strawberries and chocolate, they’d be getting this threesome on with a Starbucks in one hand and his *** in the other!

Aight, anyway, it’s kinda funny.