Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon named their twins Moroccan and Monroe…  Nick had Mariah on his morning show yesterday and one of his co-hosts referred to the twins by their nicknames – so funny and so cute!

Roc & Ro!

Get it?

Mariah Carey Tweeted this pic of her baby girl Monroe.

Mariah Carey, wife and future baby mama to Nick Cannon was recording a Christmas contribution video at Rockafeller Center in New York City.  Definitely in the Christmas spirit!

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Janet Jackson working on the new Tyler Perry movie “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf”

It’s a 1975 play… or rather a collection of poems about the struggles of black women.

Mariah Carey was supposed to be in it too, but she just pulled out for “medical reasons” – hmmmmmm… because she’s pregnant???

Also some pictures of Whoopi Goldberg and Tyler Perry on the set.

Mariah Carey has got to get someone to help her with her outfit choices… I remember watching Cribs and she had some person in her closet who sometimes helps her get dressed… Maybe Nick made her get rid of the people who dress her but I think she’d be wise to at least find a friend who would tell her that yes, indeed, that dress makes you look fat!!

In fact it makes her looks like she’s got a penis!!!

Pictures of Mariah Carey at her private 40th birthday party… Yes, that youthful looking beauty is 40!!!

Her hubby Nick Cannon gave her a pink porsche and a trampoline!!

I can understand the pink porsche… but Mariah Carey on a trampoline????  I’m getting a fun picture in my head…. and you know she’d wear her daisy dukes and a halter top to jump on the thing…

Mariah Carey took some time out of her day to pose with fans… She’s lookin’ good for 40 trying to look 20!

She needs to stop showing off her camel toe.  Really.  Stop with the tight clothes, it’s just ridiculous.  She paints on everything she wears!!!  We know, you are proud of your bodaciousness, but please cover up the CT!!

Mariah Carey was sauntering on to the Jay Leno show last night when she tripped in her heels!  She is enormous… like Jay Leno isn’t a small guy, and she is a monster next to him!!  Her boobs are almost as big as his head, chin and all!!

She is so manly too, despite all the over the top femininity.  ANNOYING.

Click here to see the video on Popeater!

Mariah Carey is so frigging presumptuous.  I think she should have gone as a butterfly, same costume, just painted.  Does anyone besides her husband REALLY need to see her in that lingerie?  NO!!

What is Paris?  I thought an angel at first, but no wings and a feather… really?  Is she a skank bride?