Mariah Carey was sauntering on to the Jay Leno show last night when she tripped in her heels!  She is enormous… like Jay Leno isn’t a small guy, and she is a monster next to him!!  Her boobs are almost as big as his head, chin and all!!

She is so manly too, despite all the over the top femininity.  ANNOYING.

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Mariah Carey is so frigging presumptuous.  I think she should have gone as a butterfly, same costume, just painted.  Does anyone besides her husband REALLY need to see her in that lingerie?  NO!!

What is Paris?  I thought an angel at first, but no wings and a feather… really?  Is she a skank bride?

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Isn’t she a little too old for daisy dukes?  She is going to be 60 and wearing them.  Is she sexy or not?

Photos: Flynet Pictures

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Mariah Carey’s camel toe is more like an elephant’s foot.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon walking right where he belongs… behind her!

What’s up with the dampness on her dress?  Is she having HOT FLASHES and her aging uterus is starting to sweat?

Sorry, that is mean but it’s Mariah – I can say whatever I want!

Now of course she could have gotten damp like that some other way… ew.

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PHOTOSHOPPED

I mean OBSESSED.

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Mariah Carey showing off her hooters.  She’s a married woman now why does she need to advertise?

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Mariah Carey showing off her cans at Cannes… at the photocall for “Precious”… I’m sure it’s going to be a hit!

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