Usually I think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I am not at all digging this photo of her!!  It looks all distorted or something, bad angle.

Bradley Cooper is so cute. In some of these pictures his teeth kind of look fake though!

Britney Spears looks pretty and HAPPY on the cover of ELLE with her boys.  She’s certainly come a long way!!!

Britney Spears just gave an exclusive interview to MORE Magazine in the UK.  She actually seems to be speaking intelligently and rationally… and seems to have a pretty good grip on her life.  Now why can’t Papa Spears seem to let go??  Hmmmm….  Anyone think after reading this that it’s time to let Brit handle herself?  I mean she is a grown woman, she’s entitled to get busy without her father telling her she can’t!!

Us Weekly is making fun of In Touch weekly… what about Star Magazine?  Oh and Us Weekly is SOOOOOO reliable!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt on Maxim, in Maxim, all hot and sexy.

Take that fat bikini ass pictures!!!

Who the hell did her lipstick?  Or did the person photoshopping every other part of the picture go a little overboard with the lip plumper adjustment?  She doesn’t even look like herself at all… Weird.

There’s Megan Fox topless on the cover of Empire Magazine… Tight pants too.  She is so gorgeous and doesn’t take herself too seriously… she’s the hottest thing right now and has been for a while, and she’s totally cool!  We should all want to hate her because she’s beautiful, but I like her.

Taylor Swift is in this month’s issue of InStyle Magazine… she’s just gorgeous, I can’t help but gush over her!

But I don’t get the megaphone… especially paired with that purple dress.

Anna Faris on the cover of Arena Magazine.  I know she’s not a huge superstar but I really like her.  She isn’t the world’s most talented actress either, but something about her appeals to me… she just plays these ditzy funny chicks, there’s one movie she’s in where I swear she is playing ME.  But I won’t tell you which one it is or why… Certainly not looking like me in these hot shots!!