I thought the same thing when I saw those pictures!

Michael Lohan was on HLN with Joan Valez Mitchell this afternoon and he told her he is worried that Lindsay is smoking either meth or crack and that’s why her teeth are a disaster.  She was photographed last week with brown chipped front teeth and blew off her court ordered shoplifting prevention course to get emergency dental work and magically they’re all pearly white now.  M-Lo says he’s not going to shade it!

We know the history here, he is no angel, but when it comes to what goes on with Lindsay and Dina he is usually dead on.  I wonder what he thinks about Ali’s ridiculous weight loss.

It is sad…

Click here to see Lindsay being hauled off in handcuffs.

Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend by the pool in Miami.  She’s enjoying her freedom while she can… Her house arrest starts soon!

She’s looking pretty busty!!!

Wednesday Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer entered into a plea deal for her alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace.  No worries, it’s supposed to only be for 120 days – of which she will probably only serve 120 minutes, because it’s the same when converted from real time to celebrity time.  And of course she will remain on probation and complete a total 480 hours of community service.

Luckily Lindsay (I refuse to call her L.Lo) has finally realized that she needs to knock it off and there are other things going on in the world than her being dumb.  She said, “I hope to be able to fulfill my obligation without any press attention.  I think the media spotlight should be on issues such as homelessness and domestic violence instead of on me.” 

But wait, this all gets better.

There is evidence of Lindsay drinking in December while she was recieving treatment at the Betty Ford Center.  But wait, still gets better – she also tested positive for cocaine and amphetamines during a court-mandated drug test in September. 

I used to think that she was a little smart, but after finding out all of this no more. 

This is what happens to Disney stars when they grow up.

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

We were actually starting to like you.  You were out of the spotlight, out of the courtroom, and aside from the alleged jewelery theft, we haven’t heard a peep out of you.  That’s the way we like it.  There was hope for you.

Way to screw it up!

Now you come out and announce that you want to only be known as “Lindsay” and NOT “Lindsay Lohan.”

Who do you think you are?  Madonna?  Listen you annoying drunk:

You’re like that crazy attention craving chick at a party who gets piss drunk, shows all the guys your boobs, and then spends the rest of the night puking in the bathroom with the creepy guy who thinks he’s still going to get some.

Stop it.  You’re not Prince, nor are you Madonna or Beyonce.  You’re not even Amy Winehouse.  You’re a bigger mess than Charlie Sheen.  If Amy Winehouse and Charlie Sheen had a kid together, the kid would still be less of a mess than you.  Listen you goofy little finger-painter: Clean up your life, learn to act, and THEN get the big ego.

Seriously, your attitude is extremely unattractive.  Nobody likes you except the creepy guys in Hollywood who think they have a chance with you.

Oh and by the way:  If your limo is late to pick you up from JFK airport, you’re probably not a big enough celebrity to just go by “Lindsay.”  Just sayin’.

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I sat in on my co-worker’s interview with Michael Lohan today. 

He said, “Dina did coke with Lindsay” and also discussed his feelings on her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Click here to listen to Chad Pitt talking to Michael Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan hit the gym yesterday in West Hollywood.  She recently moved next door to ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson after leaving rehab and according to various reports is getting sobriety advice from actor,  Tom Hardy.

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Dumbass.

Honestly this girl needs to go to jail.  Lindsay Lohan got caught trying to sneak back in to the Betty Ford Clinic.  When she was confronted by security and staffers she flipped out and after being asked to submit to a Breathalyzer test, allegedly assaulted a female staffer.

The staffer was fired for violating confidentiality but says that she felt like Betty Ford didn’t have her back.

IF Lindsay is charged with battery, the judge will probably violate her probation and she’ll be headed back to jail.

I’ve no idea why she was taking pictures with her iPhone, but Lindsay Lohan attended her first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting early today in Rancho Mirage, California after going shopping for jewlery.

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On Saturday, Michael Lohan showed up on Lindsay Lohan’s doorstep in Los Angeles with some Chinese takeout.  Apparently Lindsay wasn’t happy about it and according to TMZ she asked security to remove him.  Why?  Was she doing something she wasn’t supposed to or was Michael being… Michael.

Lindsay was spotted yesterday returning to Betty Ford but was obviously flustered by the paparazzi.  Could this fight with dad spell trouble for her sobriety?

She’s asked Betty Ford for permission to visit New York for the Holidays and she’s received permission to do a photo shoot as well.  Now sources are saying that she’s FREAKING OUT in rehab because of the whole lawsuit thing, and she has no money.  Pile on the fact that she’s got all the daddy drama, this can’t be good for her.

And just when we thought she was making real progress.

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Both Lindsay and Michael Lohan were spotted smiling ear to ear yesterday.  Both seem to be in great spirits after they had their heart to heart on Sunday.

Lindsay left her Sober Living home in Southern California to go on a supervised trip to get some coffee, and she actually looks presentable.  A far cry from the disgusting mess that walked into the Beverly Hills Courthouse.  Sobriety is doing wonders for her.

Michael was spotted shopping in SoCal grinning ear to ear while chatting with Photographers.

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