OK, I’m going to be really mean, get ready… why the HELL is someone with a cheese ass like that walking around with it HANGING OUT EVERYWHERE???  My ass probably looks no better than hers, HOWEVER, I would NEVER wear that type of bikini bottom and expose it to the world!! 

Kimberly Stewart, yuckybutt!!!

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I am going to vomit if this is true.  I don’t particularly like Orlando Bloom, I’m not really attracted to his “type”, however, I know that he’s highly regarded as a “hottie” and the rumor that he is interested in Kimberly Stewart just makes me laugh.  This can NOT be possible.  He could have just about any woman he wanted… WHY HER???

However, according to Digital Spy, Orlando and Kimberly have met before and hit it off… and when he found out she was planning a vacation to London where he’s currently working, he called her to set up a date!!!

Do you believe this???

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Kimberly Stewart is so nasty!!!  She’s wearing this really short flowy white dress with a tiny thong underneath, outside, in the wind, on the beach… and after letting her cooch and bum show, she finally decides to “try” to hold her dress down… SKANK!!

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Ewwwww!!!  According to The National Ledger, Lindsay Lohan might not be the only reason why Calum Best came back to the US last week… He and Lindsay are officially “together” but right after spending the night with Lindsay at her 21st birthday party, Calum was out with icky Kimberly Stewart!! 

Either way, Calum is bad news and Kimberly is a skank.  She’s been hooking up with Tommy Lee!!!  Calum said months ago he was going to go to rehab, but he has yet to go… This is just bad for poor Lindsay’s recovery.

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Actually, she’s not really that awesome.  It’s the boots – now those are awesome.

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I wonder if Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart think they’re going to be the hottest bitches in LA now that Paris & Lindsay are on hiatus.

Actually, according to D-Listed, they’re filming a reality show.  I tried to google around for info, but I can’t find any.   Maybe its The Simple Life but instead of two hot chicks they wanted two ugly chicks.  I don’t know.

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Of course, as you know, FHM now stands for F*cking Heinous Man!

Pictures from Teddy & Moo

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For a change she actually looks attractive… I like that dress… maybe it’s just the fact that you can’t really see her face in this picture or something, but she seems to be improving…. or at least having a “good looking” day!

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