Kim Kardashian made an appearance on the Alan Carr: Chatty Man talk show and when he asked to touch her big round booty she was happy to oblige!

“If I had a bum like yours I would walk in to a room backwards. How honored are you when people say you have the best bum in the world?”

From Us Weekly

Kim Kardashian sported the Kris Jenner short hair during a photo shoot in LA on Sunday.  In between takes she and Kanye West made out.

Since so many people make fun of Kim Kardashian she’s gotta have someone to pick on… So she took a shot at the Tanorexic mom and sent this picture out over the weekend.  She isn’t actually that dark now… she said she had just gotten a spray tan.

OK, first of all, in what divorce are there no “personal feelings” involved?  Well, I guess when you’re Kim Kardashian and your reasons for getting married were publicity and money and a TV show maybe there really aren’t any “personal feelings”  – but some of us are actually human.

Anyway, Kris and Kim were not in court yesterday but their attorneys were.  Kim’s attorney pointed out that they have now been separated longer than they were married and she just wants it to be finalized…  They also believe Kris is prolonging the process because of “personal feelings” and for publicity.  Yes, you read correctly, Kim’s side is accusing Kris of doing this for publicity!!!

Kris’s attorney insists they need more time to depose witnesses in their quest to prove the marriage was fraudulent.  Kris wants the whole thing annulled but he has to prove it was never real in the first place in order to do that.

Oh, and Kim’s attorney has requested that Kris pay her legal fees!!

I’m sure some tabloids are going to also say that Kim is in a hurry to get this divorce finalized so she can marry Kanye West since they’re apparently already engagement ring shopping!!

Look at Kanye West pulling up his pants… This is being called a “wardrobe malfunction” but based on the fact that he’s getting out of the back seat of a car with Kim Kardashian I’m gonna guess he was just getting dressed after she worked her magic on him.  It wasn’t an accident that they were down.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I haven’t managed to make it through even one episode of this show but I’m sure millions are rejoicing at the thought of 3 more years of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

While school teachers, receptionists, police officers, factory workers, firefighters, and other educated middle-class Americans are worried about losing their employment in this economy it’s nice to know this fame whore has some job security!

In other news, Kim & Kanye, aka Kimye, were out on a date the other night holding hands for the camera.

There are about a dozen jokes that come to mind with this one.  Kim Kardashian was jonesing for some Ice Cream yesterday and stopped by Baskin Robbins to sample some of that 31 flavor, creamy goodness…

Giggity.

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Kim Kardashian visited the MTV Studios on Wednesday and then took to her blog to Rant about MTV’s “Teen Mom” reality show.

“Please, think very carefully before you make these kinds of decisions. Talk to your family, friends, teachers, and most of all, be careful.”

I’m right there with ya girl!  In fact, I’ve decided to start the “Don’t be a d!p$h!t, wrap your boyfriend’s drillbit” campaign to prevent teen pregnancy.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it does it?  I’ll come up with something better.

Anywho, MTV of course loved the fact that Kim’s talking about their show, which to be fair, is an attempt educate teens about how hard teen pregnancies are by having Dr. Drew on the finale.  In my opinion, it’s not the show that glamorizes the “Teen Mom” stars, but the magazine articles like the one Us Magazine did on psycho-teen-mom Amber Portwood.

-Producer Mark

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian stopped by Live with Regis & Kelly at the ABC Studios in New York City this morning.  Kourtney was carrying new Yves Saint Laurent clutch as she entered the building.

I’m just glad that Kim wasn’t sporting Cornrows.

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I guess Kim Kardashian was running a little late for the studio this morning, as she came out of the house in a hurry with wet hair.

Kim is pretty ticked off at the reports that she received lip enhancement treatments.   Personally I think the rumors are stupid and wrong, (why would she get lip treatments on just her bottom lip) but she says she’s puffy and swollen because she “has the flu.”  Really?  The Flu?  What’s really going on?

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