Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon arrived at a Halloween Party on the back of a fire engine… That’s hot.  Mariah apparently couldn’t decide what to dress as, so she went from fire girl to Famous Amos cookie girl over the course of the night… either that or she has a twin?

Tons of pictures of celebs at various parties/trick or treating… Check them out - just click on the first picture and then scroll through them.  Kimberly Stewart attempted to go as Britney Spears… so lame.  As if Kim is anyone to make fun of anyone else.  She looks more like Katie Holmes than Britney anyway!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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The Kardashabunch went out to lunch yesterday.  There’s Kim stuffing her face.  She may as well just glue that lettuce smothered in creamy dressing to her ass.

Not that my big ass should talk AT ALL…

Anyway, we went to see her new movie “Disaster Movie”.  I hadn’t heard much about it other than it’s supposed to be funny, so we decided to see it.  When we asked the girl at the theater for tickets to it she made a face like “are you serious?”  So she basically talked us out of going to see it, so we got tickets to see The House Bunny instead… but since that started 10 minutes after Disaster Movie, we went in to see the beginning…

I was thinking “we’re so out of here” when Amy Winehouse, complete with fangs and a bottle of booze, jumped out of the bushes and ended up letting out the biggest belch I’ve ever seen in a movie… It was making me gag it was so gross.  So we stayed.

It was definitely a bad movie, bad acting, bad story, lots of “OK next!” scenes that went on too long… but there were definitely some in your face crass funny parts.  There was one sick thing in it that I thought was way cruel and over the line, but I’ll let you see it for yourself…

So yeah there’s Kim Kardashian eating.  She’s not a good actress at all.  She should stick to making sex videos and posing for Playboy.  I also can’t believe they didn’t make one joke about her big ass the entire movie!

They rag on Jessica Simpson real bad… it’s especially funny since Vanessa Minnillo is in the movie.  She’s not in any of the scenes making fun of Jess though.  I was hoping…

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Kim Kardashian sliced her toe open on a glass coffee table yesterday and was rushed to the hospital… a witness said there was so much blood it looked like a murder scene!

How does one slice one’s big toe on a glass coffee table?  Unless it’s broken?  Or she kicked it?  Maybe she was putting her feet up?  I don’t know.  I hurt my toe yesterday too though… we were by the pool at the hotel and I went to drag a lounge chair into the sun and I caught my big toe nail on it and tore it half way off… yeah, it hurts.  Good thing I’m not supposed to be rehearsing for Dancing With the Stars!

No word yet on whether or not this injury will affect her ability to be on the show…

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According to Gossip Sauce, Kim Kardashian, Lance Bass, and Susan Lucci are all set to shake their booties on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.  It premieres on September 22nd.

Check out that site for more details, they have the inside scoop!

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush leaving STK… Is it just me or does she look a little baby-bump-ish in that dress?  I’m not saying she is or suggesting that she might be, I’m just saying she looks like she could be…

There are also rumors that they got married secretly… I doubt it.  I just don’t think Kim would ever give up the opportunity to get major attention, and if there’s one way (besides getting knocked up) to get attention, it’s a wedding!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Here’s today’s tatas… Who do you think they belong to?  She just landed her first movie role!

Show me now!

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