Kelly Osbourne showed up for Dancing with the Stars  – all pink glam, goofy with a mismatched bow, and her dad in blue jeans and loafers, such odd people.

She looks cute, better watch the robe though girl – that’s something we do NOT want to see!!

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Kelly Osbourne & Luke Worell did some mushy gushy nerdy stuff this weekend… What should their couple name be? Not that they are all A-list and gossiped about, but I think they’ve  been together long enough to deserve  Bennifer name.  The problem is I can’t really think of anything!

Kelly Osboure Luke Worell… put ‘em together!

The moped deal totally reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when they are on the scooter and all the snot freezes to their faces… EW.

OK  first of all, and this isn’t just a comment about Kelly, but what is up with the cartoon character look being in?  She looks more like Betty Boop than a human with that dress.

And second of all, she needs some length if for no other reason than to avoid the unavoidable UPSKIRT – the dude was going for it!

Thirdly, I think I might see nipple.

The Daily Mail loved this outfit… I don’t know…

Maybe I’ve been looking at too much internet porn lately, but I saw this picture of Paula and immediately thought “her boobs are IN BONDAGE!”

And then I thought…

They are so out of control they need that massive metal contraption to hold them together!

Not cute, Paula – not cute.  And now you’ve got that Kara chick to compete with, and she’s younger and prettier… Doesn’t add much to the show, what I saw of it anyway… Just big pretty brown eyes!

These pictures are from the Fox All Stars party… Kelly Osbourne looks FABULOUS – and I mean that!

I’m not the only one laughing at Kelly Osbourne holding her dog like a baby… look at those 3 chicks behind her CRACKING UP!!

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Kelly Osbourne looks good these days… she’s lost a lot of weight and has really grown up!

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Kelly Osbourne leaving the Radio 1 studios in London wearing what is rumored to be an engagement ring.  A few weeks ago she denied the rumors that she and her 18 year old boyfriend Luke Worrell are engaged.  Still, the rumors persist.  Damn, I hate rumors!

I’m so glad Kelly is pretty normal now.  I mean, I’m sure she’s just as wacky on the inside as she’s always been, but at least she doesn’t walk around trying to look as obnoxious as possible anymore.  She’s cleaned up nice for the most part.

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Kelly Osbourne has a new boyfriend!  His name is Luke Howell, he’s a BMX dude, and he seems to have a healing black eye… Kelly looks so much better now than she used to… I think the paparazzi is trying to insinuate that skull on her ring finger might be from him… ENOUGH ALREADY!

I would love to see her get knocked up haha!

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You can supersize the picture of Kelly Osbourne and her friend (or a random walking closely behind her) and then try to help me figure out – dude or lady?  Not that it matters, but I always get sucked into trying to figure it out!

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There’s Amy Winehouse meeting up with Kelly Osbourne for lunch.  You know you’re a mess, even without the beehive, when Kelly Osbourne sees you and has an “OH MY GOSH!” look on her face.  Kelly’s had more than her fair share of atrocious looks, but Amy’s just a disaster.  Look at the look on Kelly’s face!

Kelly might be a good influence on Amy though… Kelly’s clean now, so is Jack, and Ozzie, so maybe the Osbournes can save Amy Winehouse!!