Introducing the future super couple of the Disney empire… Frankie Jonas (little brother of the Jonas Brothers) and Noah Cyrus – yes her name is Noah.  He does not seem to be enjoying what he’s doing at all… meanwhile little Noah just can’t wait to be old enough to act like her awesome sister Miley.  Ick.  Look at them all peace signing it, they are babies!!!

At least she has some clothes on in these pictures… unlike the last event she attended with her little co-star!

Really?  REALLY??

The Jonas Brothers attended the UK Premiere of “Camp Rock” – it’s some new bopper band thing like High School Musical and Miley/Hannah and whatever else.  The stuff is all on clearance at Target though, so that’s not a good sign.

The Jonas Brothers are touting this clean-cut moral image… how long before that’s out the window… hanging out of their pants… or going up their nose?

Oh, and The Saturdays, wannabe the Spice Girls or the Pussycat Dolls… but sadly they’re not.

Wow that was a really nasty post, but whatever.  I’m turning 31 on Sunday and I look and feel it, so I can be bitchy.

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Katy Perry wearing another one of her sweet get-ups.  I actually like her bright and fun style, but she has to stop with the watermelon costumes, they’re just weird.  For stage OK, but she wears them when it would be more appropriate to wear a dress or something.  They’re freaking exaggerated leotards like the costumes I used to wear in tap class!  Cute, yes – cool off the stage, NO!

Check out her “Katy Perry” gold necklace and her ginormous CAT ring… is that her kitty or just a generic cat… if it’s her cat I wonder if she made it on Shutterfly or something.  You can put a picture on anything now.  I wonder if you can get TP made out of someone’s face… that would make a great gag gift!

I’ll compile a little album of wacky Katy fashions when I get a chance.

I’m currently obsessed with Barbies.  I should do a VLOG of my CPK collection before I sell it.  Is anyone interested in that?

I like Katy Perry’s new song “Hot and Cold” she talks about PMS and says bitch… and it’s a good song too.  She’s talking into a banana on the cover of the single.  She actually beat the new Jonas Brothers song “Lovebug” on my new music feature tonight.  The Jonas Brothers ALWAYS win.

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The Jonas Brothers revealed their wax sculptures today at Madame Tussaud’s in Washington, DC.

Check out the insane video of the fans and the guys… Seriously, it’s ridiculous how crazy their fans are… boy band mania is BACK!!! Every ten years!!

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There’s Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers filming a scene for the “Untitled 3D Project” in NYC’s Columbus Circle earlier today.  Nick Jonas did a horse and buggy thing and Kevin Jonas was a hot dog maker… Taylor Swift is also going to be in the movie.  She is so pretty, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE her dress!!

I think Kevin Jonas is the cutest, the other two aren’t cute to me at all… then again I’m almost 31 so I shouldn’t be looking at these boys anyway!!  Cute in a little brother kind of cute way…

They put the Hanson brothers to shame, bigtime!

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The Jonas Brothers just purchased this enormous home in Westlake, TX. They’re probably not going to spend much time there since they’re touring and working so much… when they finally get a break they’ll be spending it here. I guess they’re all going to live together… SWEET BACHELOR PAD!

Click here to see my album of some AMAZING celebrity homes!

Steve Guttenberg showing his love for The Jonas Brothers in NYC.

Random, I know!

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