Apparently this is the girl John Mayer was seeing before he got with Jennifer Aniston, and he’s started seeing her again and was sending her “sexy text messages” last week… He also apparently continued to talk to her even while he was with Jen…

Her name is Maria Malin, she’s a cocktail waitress in Miami.

The message boards are going crazy over this, calling her “the tranny”… Seriously, do you think John would go from Jennifer Aniston to THAT?

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What a cool hoodie John Mayer is wearing…

I wonder if we’ll see Jennifer Aniston in a Catwoman skirt next, or something.

The hoodie is from www.bape.com - but their website wasn’t working when I tried to go to it!

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Apparently that is John Mayer walking around hiding from the paparazzi.  I guess he doesn’t want anyone confronting him about breaking poor Jennifer Aniston’s heart… as if she didn’t see it coming.

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It’s all over for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston!  Another shocker, their summer romance didn’t even make it to the end of the summer…

Friends claim John wasn’t ready to settle down and we all know Jen’s desperately seeking a Mr. Aniston… so yeah, they’re finished.  I love how all the magazines were printing that Jen was planning a dream wedding and that she wanted to have John’s baby… not so much I guess.  Well, actually, I’m sure she’s been planning the wedding in her head since the moment they laid eyes on each other, but oh well.

Can’t wait to find out who is next on the John Mayer list of women to bang in Hollywood – because you know that’s what he’s all about!

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Well, it’s not as scandalous as it sounds in my tabloid headline, but John Mayer was photographed giving Colbie Caillat a little smooch on stage in some town in TX the other night… This is especially funny since Colbie and Jennifer Aniston kind of look alike from certain angles.  Jennifer is hotter, but they have similar features.

I’m sure Jen will not be loving this at all.  If she’d just realize what we all realize that John Mayer’s a player and he’ll always find another just realize…

Anyway, Kyla just randomly got up and wants me to go sleep with her.  We did a vlog yesterday… I will get it done tomorrow while she’s at summer camp!

From Star Magazine

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Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston so seriously in love that he’s thinking about PROPOSING to her in the next few months?

That’s what OK! Magazine is reporting… Apparently John wants Jen to be with him during the rest of the tour and he’s so head over heels he wants to propose before her 40th birthday this fall…

DOUBT IT – but stranger things have happened…

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John Mayer has a buzz cut!  He totally chopped his hair.. what happened to that 80′s style he was all bragging about attempting to grow a few months ago?  Maybe Jennifer Aniston wasn’t into it so he opted to chop it… or maybe it wasn’t growing the way he wanted it to so he decided to start fresh.  Do you like it?  I think it’s better than the mop he used to sport!

Photos: Splash News Online

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John Mayer says he’s never cheated on a girlfriend.  He also recently said he’s sick of the rumors that he’s only with Jennifer Aniston for publicity.  And, apparently, he just asked Jen to continue to travel with him for a while on his tour.

Maybe this is the real deal?  I just don’t give it much time though, I really don’t… I still think she and Owen Wilson are going to end up getting together… We’ll see!

These are pictures of John leaving his hotel in Amsterdam.  He’s all over Europe right now.

Photos: Splash News Online

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