I’ve been trying to figure out WHY IN THE HELL John Mayer is growing a porn ‘stache.  He’s a good looking guy, so he can’t possibly think that it looks good on him.  Right?

He *could* be raising money and awareness for Men’s health issues by growing a mustache during the month of November, much like my cousin is.  (Cousin Dan’s ‘stache, thankfully looks MUCH better than John Mayer’s.)

He could also be doing some of his weird, John Mayer schtick.

Whatever the case, I hope John shaves it off soon.  It’s creeping me out.

Fame Pictures

There’s John Mayer at Coachella… with the best dressed guy – yes that is a guy – by his side!

Lots of crazy gettups and celebs having a good time – check out the pictures!  Danny DeVito was hitting on some young chick, Zac Efron blew bubbles with Vanessa Hudgens, Katy Perry flipped us off, Kelly Osbourne looked like Mama from Mama’s Family one day… Adrian Grenier hung out with a sloppy looking drunk girl… Beyonce & Lindsay Lohan wore similar outfits – and both are grotesque!!!

Photos: Flynet Pictures

Doesn’t look like a very exciting video shoot, but there’s John Mayer for you.

PhotosL Flynet Pictures

So who looked better last night?  I’m sure I’m not the only one posting a poll like this… I haven’t even looked anywhere else today…

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I mean they’re both gorgeous and most of us can only dream of looking like that, especially at their ages, but I have to nitpick.  Jennifer’s face is way too unhealthy tan looking, and Angelina just looks the same as always… I like Jen’s dress better, just because it was a little more interesting than Angelina’s.

I love that Jen got to be there with John Mayer and she looks so happy, but is he REALLY going to stick with her?  He just seems like the type that won’t ever settle down.  He’s a playboy – and he’s only slept with 1/2 the women in Hollywood – he still has the other 1/2 to conquer.   That’s just my humble opinion.

OH, and check out the pictures, is Jen trying to tell us something??

Photos:  Splash News Online

Jennifer Aniston was all flirty with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me premiere last night.  I mean it’s cool to be a little friendly-affectionate but she was pawing all over him – and with John Mayer not far away!!  He was there!!  I didn’t see any pictures of them posing together though…

Photos: Splash News Online

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston had a nice night out in NYC last night… then they headed back to their hotel, to make babies I guess… As if.

John Mayer shopping at Paragon Sports where he apparently bought something for Jennifer Aniston.

I still can’t get over the ridiculous rumors that they are trying to get pregnant and that he’s reading books about being a baby daddy… it just doesn’t make sense.

Of course this is a picture from last May when they first got together… But it’s just so sweet!

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent his birthday together last week… and they were out again yesterday in Beverly Hills rockin’ the PDA.

So I’m thinking, maybe they were just ON A BREAK??

Brings back memories…

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Life imitating art at it’s finest, I can totally see that whole scene playing out with John!

Apparently this is the girl John Mayer was seeing before he got with Jennifer Aniston, and he’s started seeing her again and was sending her “sexy text messages” last week… He also apparently continued to talk to her even while he was with Jen…

Her name is Maria Malin, she’s a cocktail waitress in Miami.

The message boards are going crazy over this, calling her “the tranny”… Seriously, do you think John would go from Jennifer Aniston to THAT?

What a cool hoodie John Mayer is wearing…

I wonder if we’ll see Jennifer Aniston in a Catwoman skirt next, or something.

The hoodie is from www.bape.com - but their website wasn’t working when I tried to go to it!