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Jen & John out in NYC

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston had a nice night out in NYC last night… then they headed back to their hotel, to make babies I guess… As if.



John Mayer shops for Jen!

John Mayer shopping at Paragon Sports where he apparently bought something for Jennifer Aniston.

I still can’t get over the ridiculous rumors that they are trying to get pregnant and that he’s reading books about being a baby daddy… it just doesn’t make sense.


John & Jen BACK TOGETHER!

Of course this is a picture from last May when they first got together… But it’s just so sweet!

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent his birthday together last week… and they were out again yesterday in Beverly Hills rockin’ the PDA.

So I’m thinking, maybe they were just ON A BREAK??

Brings back memories…

Life imitating art at it’s finest, I can totally see that whole scene playing out with John!


John Mayer’s new girl!

Apparently this is the girl John Mayer was seeing before he got with Jennifer Aniston, and he’s started seeing her again and was sending her “sexy text messages” last week… He also apparently continued to talk to her even while he was with Jen…

Her name is Maria Malin, she’s a cocktail waitress in Miami.

The message boards are going crazy over this, calling her “the tranny”… Seriously, do you think John would go from Jennifer Aniston to THAT?


John Mayer is Batman

What a cool hoodie John Mayer is wearing…

I wonder if we’ll see Jennifer Aniston in a Catwoman skirt next, or something.

The hoodie is from www.bape.com - but their website wasn’t working when I tried to go to it!


John Mayer… in disguise!

Apparently that is John Mayer walking around hiding from the paparazzi.  I guess he doesn’t want anyone confronting him about breaking poor Jennifer Aniston’s heart… as if she didn’t see it coming.