Remember that line in the Hangover where the father tells his future son that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – except herpes because it follows you for life?  Heidi Montag may be like that…

Heidi Montag had some time off and now wants to be a celebrity, again…  I’m sorry – but when was she ever a celebrity?  I think it was really called her 15 minutes of fame, and she went way over her time limit.  I don’t reallyknow whosucked up more of my life, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Anyway, she wanted some time to spend with her puppies and her hubby Spencer Pratt so she took a six month break from the spot light.  Am I the only one that didn’t notice that she wasn’t showing up with more plastic surgery?

She’s now back because she is on another reality show, this time on VH1′s Famous Food…  Seven celebrities have to work together to start a restaurant, and she finds the chef.  I’m going to have to watch this when it premieres this fall so I can see how much more workshe has done  - I mean how she is holding up.

I hope she enjoyed her time off… I sure did!

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Heidi and Spencer sicken me.  Seriously, when I see them, I feel ill.  So when I heard about this, I REALLY felt sick: Vivid Entertainment wants Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to direct a porn film.

Vivid Entertainment (the same people who offered Octomom a shot at porn stardom) sent a letter to them offering them the opportunity to direct a porn film, and if they feel a little frisky, they’re more than welcome to do the hippity hop on camera.

I mean, Spencer already looks like he has pubes on his face.  We don’t need to see any more of him.

Gross.

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I’m sure this is just another stunt – Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are splitting up… I guess.  They got married just over a year ago.

Who cares really?  Most people are annoyed by them anyway.

Apparently he’s very controlling and she’s lost touch with her family and the friends she had before him.  And she’s had 10 plastic surgeries.  Still it hasn’t been enough to keep him only interested in her…  I mean, he cheated on her multiple times before, once a cheater always a cheater – if any of it is even to be believed!

The US Weekly covers are from 2008.

Here’s a quick look back at their great love story… vomit.

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Well we’d expecting nothing better from these two… A photo op at Kitson kids, she’s holding up onesies and he’s holding her tummy.  Vomit.

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Heidi & Spencer messing with wild animals, for sh*ts & giggles.  I’ve been paying attention to them ever since they got married… Now I get why they disgust people.

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Heidi & Spencer got married yesterday!  Knock them all you want, her dress is amazing!!  They are super annoying – she wrote on Twitter this morning about thanking God for her being married, and it’s the best.  Like, really?  What higher power are they going to be thanking when they get a REAL divorce?

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I love how people just despise them, yet they are SO pompous… She is the most annoying person on Twitter, even more annoying than P.Diddy.  She thanks Jesus for a beautiful day and talks about God all the time… which is fine, but she just doesn’t seem to be a very nice person… How can you talk about Jesus all day long but you’re romping around on a bed with your boyfriend on TV?

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Splash News Online

There’s Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kissing outside the David Letterman show… They’re just flawless looking people, it’s insane.  That dress is cute, but it looks more like lingerie than an actual dress.  Love the red bra strap showing too.

A bunch more pictures next…

Show me now!

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