These pictures are old, from 2005, but I’ve never seen them!

Elisabetta Canalis, long before she landed George Clooney, relaxing at a hotel in LA.

When I say relaxing, I mean showing off her butt crack and doing some crotch-revealing stretches!

Bauer-Griffin

George Clooney taking his flavor of the year to a film critics event in New York City.

I wonder what George thinks of his BFF Brad Pitt growing that horrendous forest on his chin!!

Photos: Fame Pictures

Any time I see a picture of anyone on a boat, I think of the song, I’M ON A BOAT…  Who doesn’t these days?

George Clooney made his first real public appearance with his latest lover, Elisabetta Canelis, at the 66th Annual Venice Film Festival.  She’s gorgeous, of course, and actually reminds me a lot of his last girlfriend Sarah Larson… although Sarah had a more delicate look to her… This girl is very Cindy Crawford and looks a little older than Sarah.  Total hottie though, of course, and I guess he likes brunettes!

UPDATE:  Late last night I saw the story that George Clooney was seeing his ex Krista Allen…

Apparently not, according to Extra.  See the comments!

George Clooney is back with his ex-girlfriend Krista Allen. I don’t know if it’s official or anything, but they’re definitely seeing each other. Poor Sarah Larsen…

I’m sorry but this is preposterous!

Apparently some sources claim Sarah Larson had a breast augmentation in May and George Clooney didn’t want her to do it… She did it anyway, and then went to his place to recover, even though she knew this boob job was a dealbreaker…  Of course it’s also been said that he didn’t like the fact that she was getting more and more of the spotlight on her own, so maybe he felt she was just using him to get more famous?  Dumping her over a boob job seems kind of stupid, but maybe he liked the natural girl he thought she was and this is too tacky… I dunno.

Her boobs don’t look all that spectacular to me at all.  These pictures were taken yesterday.  Girl doesn’t seem all that sad about it… maybe she wanted to be dumped?

According to multiple sources – People and InTouch – George Clooney has ended his one year relationship with Sarah Larson!  A friend of hers is blabbing to the tabloids saying George left his LA home for a while so Sarah could get her stuff out… and that he and Sarah had little in common and he doesn’t want to be tied down anymore.  He thinks she’s a sweetheart but wants to be single…

Super sad if this is true… the poor girl must be crushed!!

Photo: Splash News Online

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George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larsen didn’t take the gift basket from the Academy Awards last night… he never does.  He told Time Magazine, “I’ve been smart about that. Rich famous people getting free s**t looks bad. You look greedy. And I don’t need a cell phone with sparkles on it.”

George Clooney and his super gorgeous girlfriend Sarah Larson attended the 8th World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Rome where he was honored for his work to raise awareness in Darfur.

George Clooney is hot for a 46 year old man!!!  Wow!!

Apparently someone bid $350,000 to kiss George Clooney!  Then, Ellen Barkin gave another $500,000 so she could kiss him too!!  They raised over $7.5 million at this event.  Unreal!!!

Check out the pictures of George Clooney, Sharon Stone, Matt Damon, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell – hopefully she kept her temper in check, Eva Mendes, Mischa Barton – who looks a little glamorous for a change but that lipstick is horrible, and Kylie Minogue.