D*ana's Dirt» Eva Longoria http://danasdirt.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Dirt, Dana's Dirt, Hollywood Dirt Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:53:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Eva Longoria’s see-thru dress, and BUMP? http://danasdirt.com/2008/08/13/eva-longorias-see-thru-dress-and-bump/ http://danasdirt.com/2008/08/13/eva-longorias-see-thru-dress-and-bump/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:06:52 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/?p=12084

Eva Longoria needs to slap the wardrobe chick for making her wear this dress that shows her boob!  Either that, or she wanted to show it off…

She also looks like she’s got a baby bump – she’s actually been spending time in public with her husband lately, maybe they’re pregnant?

Oh, and the hair.  Yuck!

Photo: Splash News Online

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Splash News Online

To whom do you think these tatas belong? 

Mrs. Eva Longoria Parker!  All peachy going to lunch with a friend yesterday…

]]> http://danasdirt.com/2008/04/28/name-those-tatas-3/feed/ 1 Eva Longoria blames Victoria Beckham! http://danasdirt.com/2008/03/24/eva-longoria-blames-victoria-beckham/ http://danasdirt.com/2008/03/24/eva-longoria-blames-victoria-beckham/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:17:52 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/2008/03/24/eva-longoria-blames-victoria-beckham/ For what?

Well, Eva Longoria apparently says she blames Victoria Beckham for the rumors that she was pregnant (with Tony Parker’s baby – or Mario Lopez’s haha), because Victoria sent her a pair of jeans that were too small!

Victoria has her own line of jeans now and she sent them to a bunch of celebrities (and why not, nobody is actually buying them), and she sent Eva a few pairs that were too small… but Eva wanted to wear them anyway…  They gave her a “muffin top” and her gut was hanging over the jeans, photos were taken, and next thing she knows she’s rumored to be sporting a baby bump!

I think it was rather bitchy of Victoria to send her jeans that were too small (she probably did it on purpose) but whatever…

So Eva’s not pregnant.

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Eva Longoria out celebrating her 33rd birthday with a big chocolate cake.

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]]> http://danasdirt.com/2008/03/17/eva-longoria-celebrating-her-birthday/feed/ 2 Eva Longoria’s ugly tattoo! http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longorias-ugly-tattoo/ http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longorias-ugly-tattoo/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:07:34 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longorias-ugly-tattoo/ [photopress:el12308u.jpg,full,pp_image]

Eva Longoria just got a new tattoo on the back of her neck.  It says “NINE” for her hubby Tony Parker – that’s his number.  What if he changes teams?  What if they get divorced?  Or should I say what about WHEN they get divorced?  

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]]> http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longorias-ugly-tattoo/feed/ 0 Eva Longoria in white… http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longoria-in-white/ http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longoria-in-white/#comments Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:39:16 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/23/eva-longoria-in-white/ [photopress:el12308a.jpg,full,pp_image]

Eva Longoria on her way to the premiere of her new movie “Over Her Dead Body”… her outfit looks like something I would have worn in a baton twirling recital!!  I’ve seen the previews for this movie, looks cute!

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker did some rumor control by showing some PDA… he even carried her big white purse!

The sad thing is, she looks like she’s having a LOT MORE FUN in some pictures with Mario Lopez that I am about to post!!

You’ll see…

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]]> http://danasdirt.com/2007/12/14/eva-tony-do-the-pda-thing/feed/ 6 Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez flirting down the street… http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/27/eva-longoria-mario-lopez-flirting-down-the-street/ http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/27/eva-longoria-mario-lopez-flirting-down-the-street/#comments Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:31:49 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/27/eva-longoria-mario-lopez-flirting-down-the-street/ el1127a.jpg

I’m sorry but how does Tony Parker deal with the fact that his wife seems happier when  she’s with her “BFF” Mario Lopez??  Eva Longoria is such a ho!!!!

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]]> http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/27/eva-longoria-mario-lopez-flirting-down-the-street/feed/ 12 Eva Longoria and Tony Parker out to dinner… http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/18/eva-longoria-and-tony-parker-out-to-dinner/ http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/18/eva-longoria-and-tony-parker-out-to-dinner/#comments Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:33:06 +0000 D*ana http://danasdirt.com/2007/11/18/eva-longoria-and-tony-parker-out-to-dinner/ el1118d1.jpg

Isn’t it a little odd that Tony Parker is wearing his jeans, a tee shirt, and a hoodie, and Eva Longoria is wearing a very short pink sequin dress and spike heels?  Like where are they going that he’s dressed all casual and she’s dressed to impress.  I hate dressing up anyway, it’s so exhausting.

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Eva Longoria attended the Samsung Blackjack II party last night… she wore a hot pair of shoes, with a bandaged big toe!!  If you’re going to wear really sexy shoes, paint your toenails… and if you have a bandaged toe, opt for something closed toed and save the sexy ones for after your corn falls off…

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