Eva Longoria needs to slap the wardrobe chick for making her wear this dress that shows her boob!  Either that, or she wanted to show it off…

She also looks like she’s got a baby bump – she’s actually been spending time in public with her husband lately, maybe they’re pregnant?

Oh, and the hair.  Yuck!

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Splash News Online

To whom do you think these tatas belong? 

Show me now!

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For what?

Well, Eva Longoria apparently says she blames Victoria Beckham for the rumors that she was pregnant (with Tony Parker’s baby – or Mario Lopez’s haha), because Victoria sent her a pair of jeans that were too small!

Victoria has her own line of jeans now and she sent them to a bunch of celebrities (and why not, nobody is actually buying them), and she sent Eva a few pairs that were too small… but Eva wanted to wear them anyway…  They gave her a “muffin top” and her gut was hanging over the jeans, photos were taken, and next thing she knows she’s rumored to be sporting a baby bump!

I think it was rather bitchy of Victoria to send her jeans that were too small (she probably did it on purpose) but whatever…

So Eva’s not pregnant.

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Eva Longoria out celebrating her 33rd birthday with a big chocolate cake.

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Eva Longoria just got a new tattoo on the back of her neck.  It says “NINE” for her hubby Tony Parker – that’s his number.  What if he changes teams?  What if they get divorced?  Or should I say what about WHEN they get divorced?  

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Eva Longoria on her way to the premiere of her new movie “Over Her Dead Body”… her outfit looks like something I would have worn in a baton twirling recital!!  I’ve seen the previews for this movie, looks cute!

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker did some rumor control by showing some PDA… he even carried her big white purse!

The sad thing is, she looks like she’s having a LOT MORE FUN in some pictures with Mario Lopez that I am about to post!!

You’ll see…

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I’m sorry but how does Tony Parker deal with the fact that his wife seems happier when  she’s with her “BFF” Mario Lopez??  Eva Longoria is such a ho!!!!

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