Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Dina Lohan is so skanky… And now Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and father of her wonderful children, is going to be writing a column for OK! Magazine!  He’s gotta cash in on her reality show, so he’s going to get his 2 cents in about the show in OK! each week… Cracks me up how this dude is all pissed about her exploiting the kids, but since she’s doing it, he found a way to get a piece of the exploitation pie… If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em right?

Anyway, there’s Dina & Ali arriving at the CW11 morning show.

Photo: Splash News Online

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I watched Denise Richards & Dina Lohan on E! last night… GOOD STUFF!! It should be called Double D’s on E! for Denise and Dina.

Seriously, Denise is sweet – potty mouth, and she was totally going for her Oscar when she was all weeping at the table when they had a party for her dad… but it’s a cool show. Her daughters weren’t really in it all that much… She seems to spend more time with her PET PIGS than with her girls. The pigs annoy me. I’m hoping she doesn’t focus too much on getting her pet pig pregnant because really, who cares?

The Lohan show is obnoxious, but would we expect any less? Dina was on the phone talking to the Maloof guy about what song Ali is going to record and she was going on and on about Ali as an “artist” and what Ali feels is “her” and all this crap… As if she’s some creative genius. The song they picked for her – done by this Jamie kid who made it seem like he hooked up with Lindsay – sounded MUCH better BEFORE they added Ali’s voice!!!

What did you think? Did you watch?

The LA Times had a good review of the shows – click here to read it!

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There’s Long Island’s Mingling Moms Outstanding Mother of the Year 2008 – Dina Lohan.

What’s funny is she apparently skipped a court ordered family couselling session to go to this awards ceremony!  Michael Lohan is all mad because he showed up for the appointment only to find out she wasn’t going to make it… So is she in contempt of court?  That’s what he’s hoping for!

None of her children were there.  I guess they couldn’t make it for their mother of the year.

The other thing is… this is “outstanding” mother, but it doesn’t say in what way she is outstanding.  Outstanding isn’t necessarily a good thing anyway… kind of like an “oustanding balance” on an account – not good.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see this trash wreck of a TV Show.

More pictures of Dina accepting her much deserved award, making ridiculous faces, after the jump -

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It’s Ali Lohan!  With her mom Dina by her side, most likely encouraging her to ”work it girl”… and probably thinking to herself, I can’t wait until she’s old enough so I can unbutton a few of these buttons and eventually buy her cute panties for when she exposes her crotch!

And is it just me, or does Ali look like she’s practicing her mug shot pose in that picture??

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Michael & Dina Lohan have apparently come to an amicable divorce agreement and they are going to settle out of court by the end of this week.  Michael says he is hopeful that he will soon be back in his kids lives and he’s happy that he and Dina are going to reach an agreement. 

We’ll see how long before they’re tearing each others hair out… well, him tearing hers out, he doesn’t have much for her to yank on, she’ll go for his eyeballs.

From Digital Spy.

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Lindsay Lohan on the beach with her mom Dina Lohan and some friends… WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES???  Look at them!!!  I can not imagine those feel good… and they probably make her feet sweat up a storm – ewww!!!

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No wonder Lindsay Lohan is such a mess, her parents are nuts!  Apparently they met in divorce court on Friday and Michael Lohan accused Dina Lohan of owing him money… and Dina claims he is in breach of their agreement because he has been talking to the media like crazy!!  After they argued in court, Michael got into it with Dina’s “security guard” outside. 

This is going to be an ugly battle.  Dina’s lawyer said the family didn’t sleep at night even when he was in jail… but he claims to be a changed man… we’ll see what happens.  Maybe he’s the reason Lindsay is taking boxing lessons??

Story from Female First

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