Do you think all this Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Cody Lohan Twitter nonsense is real or fake?  I mean it’s pretty easy to make a fake Twitter account, and Cody’s has a picture of himself watermarked from Just Jared… I mean maybe he would do that, why not if it’s a good picture of himself, but do you think these are real profiles?

And apparently a few weeks ago a bunch of Lindsay’s tweets were leaked, and again last night she was ranting about Samantha being a cheater or something… I tend not to buy these things, but then again she’s not the brightest bulb and she’s definitely on a downward spiral again.

Here are some links if you really care to investigate:

http://gawker.com/5170214/lindsay-lohans-crazy-tweets

http://twitter.com/dinalohan

http://twitter.com/codylohan

I love Cody’s – where are you mom your phone is turned off… Could be real for sure!!!

OK I most likely shouldn’t be saying that about a 14 year old, or 15, however old she is, but that’s the look she’s going for.  Dina definitely wants Ali to emulate Long Island Lolita.  She’s not smiling in any of these pictures and has a PUSS on her face – which I guess is fitting considering she’s trying to be some kind of sex kitten cat.

My 15 year old will NOT dress like this!!

Dina is a sick mama.  Lindsay didn’t make her young looking (sarcasm) ass a grammy but I’m sure Ali will.

Have to post it, love it – posted it before, will post it again.

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Oh yeah, and there’s a few pictures of Piper Perabo, at that same animal Halloween party event… She looks ill.

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Lindsay Lohan & Dina out to dinner with Samantha Ronson.  Lindsay looks cute, Dina looks her usual skank ho self, and Samantha looks more thrilled than ever to be out with the two of them… I wonder what she really thinks of Dina.

Do you think Sam pays?  Probably.

There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

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Dina Lohan is so skanky… And now Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and father of her wonderful children, is going to be writing a column for OK! Magazine!  He’s gotta cash in on her reality show, so he’s going to get his 2 cents in about the show in OK! each week… Cracks me up how this dude is all pissed about her exploiting the kids, but since she’s doing it, he found a way to get a piece of the exploitation pie… If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em right?

Anyway, there’s Dina & Ali arriving at the CW11 morning show.

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I watched Denise Richards & Dina Lohan on E! last night… GOOD STUFF!! It should be called Double D’s on E! for Denise and Dina.

Seriously, Denise is sweet – potty mouth, and she was totally going for her Oscar when she was all weeping at the table when they had a party for her dad… but it’s a cool show. Her daughters weren’t really in it all that much… She seems to spend more time with her PET PIGS than with her girls. The pigs annoy me. I’m hoping she doesn’t focus too much on getting her pet pig pregnant because really, who cares?

The Lohan show is obnoxious, but would we expect any less? Dina was on the phone talking to the Maloof guy about what song Ali is going to record and she was going on and on about Ali as an “artist” and what Ali feels is “her” and all this crap… As if she’s some creative genius. The song they picked for her – done by this Jamie kid who made it seem like he hooked up with Lindsay – sounded MUCH better BEFORE they added Ali’s voice!!!

What did you think? Did you watch?

The LA Times had a good review of the shows – click here to read it!

There’s Long Island’s Mingling Moms Outstanding Mother of the Year 2008 – Dina Lohan.

What’s funny is she apparently skipped a court ordered family couselling session to go to this awards ceremony!  Michael Lohan is all mad because he showed up for the appointment only to find out she wasn’t going to make it… So is she in contempt of court?  That’s what he’s hoping for!

None of her children were there.  I guess they couldn’t make it for their mother of the year.

The other thing is… this is “outstanding” mother, but it doesn’t say in what way she is outstanding.  Outstanding isn’t necessarily a good thing anyway… kind of like an “oustanding balance” on an account – not good.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see this trash wreck of a TV Show.

More pictures of Dina accepting her much deserved award, making ridiculous faces, after the jump -

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It’s Ali Lohan!  With her mom Dina by her side, most likely encouraging her to ”work it girl”… and probably thinking to herself, I can’t wait until she’s old enough so I can unbutton a few of these buttons and eventually buy her cute panties for when she exposes her crotch!

And is it just me, or does Ali look like she’s practicing her mug shot pose in that picture??

We’ll see how long before they’re tearing each others hair out… well, him tearing hers out, he doesn’t have much for her to yank on, she’ll go for his eyeballs.

From Digital Spy.