I sat in on my co-worker’s interview with Michael Lohan today. 

He said, “Dina did coke with Lindsay” and also discussed his feelings on her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Click here to listen to Chad Pitt talking to Michael Lohan.

Always one for making bad choices, Lindsay Lohan went to meet her lawyer wearing that today.

She might not do the Today show, Oprah wants to have her on!

Not such a good day for Dina Lohan though her house got egged!!

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Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina went shopping yesterday.  It is really weird to me how Lindsay got her SCRAM around the same time that shoes with cuffs on the ankles came into being… Just bizarre.  They look so uncomfortable!

I’ve been visiting my family and my sister’s new baby for the last week… but I heard she got in a little brawl over Doug Reinhardt in a bar and she’s been hanging out with Kim Kardashian??  Her with Kim K is like Britney hanging with Paris Hilton.  And Doug Reinhardt doing Lindsay Lohan is just a big step down for him… Craziess.

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In a scramble to avoid jail time – which could be coming in 2 weeks – Lindsay Lohan and her mom attended an AA meeting in LA yesterday.  Lindsay’s hearing about her alcohol issues and probation is coming up on May 20, and she hasn’t been doing much to follow judge’s orders…

It’s super that Dina is by her daughter’s side now – at the very last minute… where was she 5, 6, 7, 8 years ago BEFORE Lindsay went on this downward spiral??

In the meantime, Michael Lohan’s lawyer apparently had a long conversation with Lindsay’s lawyer and he’s not going to move forward with the conservatorship action just yet… like he has a chance!

I really think Lilo is going to jail-o!  At least for a little while… unless she can squeeze a sh*tload of AA meetings into her super busy workdays!!

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Do you think all this Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Cody Lohan Twitter nonsense is real or fake?  I mean it’s pretty easy to make a fake Twitter account, and Cody’s has a picture of himself watermarked from Just Jared… I mean maybe he would do that, why not if it’s a good picture of himself, but do you think these are real profiles?

And apparently a few weeks ago a bunch of Lindsay’s tweets were leaked, and again last night she was ranting about Samantha being a cheater or something… I tend not to buy these things, but then again she’s not the brightest bulb and she’s definitely on a downward spiral again.

Here are some links if you really care to investigate:

http://gawker.com/5170214/lindsay-lohans-crazy-tweets

http://twitter.com/dinalohan

http://twitter.com/codylohan

I love Cody’s – where are you mom your phone is turned off… Could be real for sure!!!

OK I most likely shouldn’t be saying that about a 14 year old, or 15, however old she is, but that’s the look she’s going for.  Dina definitely wants Ali to emulate Long Island Lolita.  She’s not smiling in any of these pictures and has a PUSS on her face – which I guess is fitting considering she’s trying to be some kind of sex kitten cat.

My 15 year old will NOT dress like this!!

Dina is a sick mama.  Lindsay didn’t make her young looking (sarcasm) ass a grammy but I’m sure Ali will.

Have to post it, love it – posted it before, will post it again.

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Oh yeah, and there’s a few pictures of Piper Perabo, at that same animal Halloween party event… She looks ill.

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Lindsay Lohan & Dina out to dinner with Samantha Ronson.  Lindsay looks cute, Dina looks her usual skank ho self, and Samantha looks more thrilled than ever to be out with the two of them… I wonder what she really thinks of Dina.

Do you think Sam pays?  Probably.

There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

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Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

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Dina Lohan is so skanky… And now Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and father of her wonderful children, is going to be writing a column for OK! Magazine!  He’s gotta cash in on her reality show, so he’s going to get his 2 cents in about the show in OK! each week… Cracks me up how this dude is all pissed about her exploiting the kids, but since she’s doing it, he found a way to get a piece of the exploitation pie… If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em right?

Anyway, there’s Dina & Ali arriving at the CW11 morning show.

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