Jimmy Kimmel hosts “Taste for a Cure”… and hottie David Cook performs!  A few other random celebrities were there… like Niecy from the TLC show… I think it’s TLC she’s on right?  I watch her all the time, but there’s so many “clean house” “clean sweep” “house swap” whatever shows I can’t keep them straight.  She cracks me up!

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Sung to the tune of “Who’s Holdin’ Donna Now?”  Don’t know it… thanks for making me feel old.  I’m 30.

OK so here’s my thought process… I’d vlog but I look like dookie.

Anyway, here’s my thought process as I’m about to post these adorable pictures of David Cook and David Archuleta… I’m thinking how cute are they?  I mean, they’re just nice guys with talent who got lucky and then proved they are great… and they’re both adorable… so how could I possibly be mean to them?

Then I see this picture of David Cook from the side – which I originally thought was cute when I saw the thumbnail… and then I clicked on it and realize his shave is completely uneven!  And I actually kind of liked his hair better at the beginning when it was a little messier… now it’s almost too neat.  Still, he might end up being the cutest rock star ever.

I think I’m going to make a little banner that says D*ana’s Dirt loves David ² or something… D*ana’s Dirt loves the Davids… I don’t know, maybe put it up near my silly face for fun.  If anyone wants to make me one, send it over.  I’ll credit you and send you some love.  Just something that I could put in my banner for a little while…

OK, so who is shaving David Cook?  Besides Kimberly Caldwell of course.  I mean, is she his girlfriend?  I don’t think it’s gone that far yet… they’re just hanging out.  I think the paparazzi needs to start following them more.  Get on it people.  We want to see who David Cook is with!!!!!!!

Right???

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So the question everyone’s been asking was finally answered on Regis & Kelly… Does David Cook have a girlfriend?

Well, David told Regis & Kelly that he took Kimberly Caldwell on a date at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse – and it went well… and he said they’ll probably hang out again!

I hope the paparazzi follow them.  I want to see what happens!!

That’s a very nice pretty picture of Kimberly by the way, there are a bunch of not so flattering ones I could have used but I felt like being nice… for now.  I’ll save the other ones for when she breaks his heart.

Oh, and just don’t let them make a “From David to Kimberly” movie!!!!!

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There’s David Cook – does he or does he not have a girlfriend – on CNN. Seriously, I don’t know if he is still dating the dancing chick or not… All I know is that a LOT of people are Googling and wondering – does David Cook have a girlfriend?

Hopefully he’ll answer that question – again – on Larry King Live!

I have to set my DVR. Monday night will be full of good TV!!

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Not only did David Cook win American Idol and get the recording contract that comes along with it, he is now the proud owner of this bright blue custom made AI chopper!  The motorcycle has pictures of the past winners, the judges, and Ryan Seacrest on it, and they’ll be putting David’s face on it now that he won.  Pretty damn sweet… in a Pee Wee Herman bike kind of way I guess.

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DAVID COOK WON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!

I was so surprised… I WANTED him to win, and I know he is just BETTER than David Archuleta, but it just didn’t seem like he was going to pull it off.  He got 12 million more votes than David… which seems like a lot, but it was really a 56/44 split which isn’t that much of a “landslide”…

I just hope he keeps his humility… and does anyone know if he still has a girlfriend?  He was dating the girl from the dance show (too tired to look it up right now sorry) but I don’t know what the latest is.

What do you think?  Can you believe Simon apologized to him?  That was pretty cool…

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According to OK! Magazine, David Cook and Lacey Schwimmer – a finalist from last year’s So You Think You Can Dance - are hooking up and it’s getting HOT AND HEAVY FAST!!

They met a few weeks ago at a rehearsal for Idol Gives Back and have been seeing each other a LOT.  David’s been sneaking away during the day to see her and hasn’t been nearly as focused on his rehearsals as he should be…

She looks like a total skank – and she’s only 19???  She looks about 35!!  I don’t watch that show, so I don’t know too much about her, but it seems to me like she might be a bit of a little ho…

Your thoughts?

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