There’s Lindsay and Samantha Ronson…

Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan tried to COMMIT SUICIDE twice in the last few weeks!!

First of all, what the hell does this girl have to be depressed and suicidal over?  Other than the fact that she’s her own worst enemy.  She’s beautiful, talented, rich, she seems to have friends and at least a mother who cares about her… so what the hell??

I guess that’s what drugs will do to you.

A friend of Lindsay told the magazine that she’s been having an emotional meltdown lately and told her she just wanted to “end it all” and then she tried!

According to this sourse, “She grabbed a knife and started cutting her wrists… she ran into the bathroom with a bottle of advil!” Another friend had to break the bathroom door down to stop Lindsay from taking the pills!

On the night of the car accident, Lindsay jumped from club to club, then to a private party in the Hollywood Hills, then back to her condo where she got into a fight with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson.  Samantha’s driving Lindsay nuts because she won’t acknowledge her as her girlfriend… Lindsay took off in her car, Samantha followed her, and they exchanged words while driving just minutes before the crash!

While Lindsay’s people are denying the reports that she actually tried to commit suicide, everyone in her life is concerned that her extremely reckless behavior could lead to her death – intentional or not!!

OK, this little gas station incident was harmless and innocent enough.  Nicole wasn’t wasted or anything, at least not that we know of.  Celebrities just had a BAD weekend I guess… Between Mischa getting rushed to the hospital, Lindsay hitting rock bottom, and Nicole backing into another car at the gas station… These poor girls just have the worst luck!  Yeah.