Remember that line in the Hangover where the father tells his future son that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – except herpes because it follows you for life?  Heidi Montag may be like that…

Heidi Montag had some time off and now wants to be a celebrity, again…  I’m sorry – but when was she ever a celebrity?  I think it was really called her 15 minutes of fame, and she went way over her time limit.  I don’t reallyknow whosucked up more of my life, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Anyway, she wanted some time to spend with her puppies and her hubby Spencer Pratt so she took a six month break from the spot light.  Am I the only one that didn’t notice that she wasn’t showing up with more plastic surgery?

She’s now back because she is on another reality show, this time on VH1′s Famous Food…  Seven celebrities have to work together to start a restaurant, and she finds the chef.  I’m going to have to watch this when it premieres this fall so I can see how much more workshe has done  - I mean how she is holding up.

I hope she enjoyed her time off… I sure did!

There are about a dozen jokes that come to mind with this one.  Kim Kardashian was jonesing for some Ice Cream yesterday and stopped by Baskin Robbins to sample some of that 31 flavor, creamy goodness…

Giggity.

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Britney Spears and her son Sean Preston Federline got some Frozen Yogurt in Calabasas, California yesterday.

I never thought anything related to K-Fed could ever be “cute” but Sean Preston is definitely a cutie pie.

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Jesse Metcalfe seriously housed his lunch yesterday.  He must have been hungry.

The Kardashabunch went out to lunch yesterday.  There’s Kim stuffing her face.  She may as well just glue that lettuce smothered in creamy dressing to her ass.

Not that my big ass should talk AT ALL…

Anyway, we went to see her new movie “Disaster Movie”.  I hadn’t heard much about it other than it’s supposed to be funny, so we decided to see it.  When we asked the girl at the theater for tickets to it she made a face like “are you serious?”  So she basically talked us out of going to see it, so we got tickets to see The House Bunny instead… but since that started 10 minutes after Disaster Movie, we went in to see the beginning…

I was thinking “we’re so out of here” when Amy Winehouse, complete with fangs and a bottle of booze, jumped out of the bushes and ended up letting out the biggest belch I’ve ever seen in a movie… It was making me gag it was so gross.  So we stayed.

It was definitely a bad movie, bad acting, bad story, lots of “OK next!” scenes that went on too long… but there were definitely some in your face crass funny parts.  There was one sick thing in it that I thought was way cruel and over the line, but I’ll let you see it for yourself…

So yeah there’s Kim Kardashian eating.  She’s not a good actress at all.  She should stick to making sex videos and posing for Playboy.  I also can’t believe they didn’t make one joke about her big ass the entire movie!

They rag on Jessica Simpson real bad… it’s especially funny since Vanessa Minnillo is in the movie.  She’s not in any of the scenes making fun of Jess though.  I was hoping…

Richie Sambora eating… stuffing his face… I love pictures of celebrities chowing down.

He’s in Greenwich Village with friends.  Then he waved at the camera… I guess he’s doing better, you know, not drinking and whatnot.  This week.

Photos: Splash News Online

Am I the only one who loves pictures of celebrities eating?  Especially when they’re doing what Pink’s doing and shoving a HUGE bite of whoknowswhat into her mouth… It’s almost like she’s doing it for the cameras!!