The Kardashabunch went out to lunch yesterday.  There’s Kim stuffing her face.  She may as well just glue that lettuce smothered in creamy dressing to her ass.

Not that my big ass should talk AT ALL…

Anyway, we went to see her new movie “Disaster Movie”.  I hadn’t heard much about it other than it’s supposed to be funny, so we decided to see it.  When we asked the girl at the theater for tickets to it she made a face like “are you serious?”  So she basically talked us out of going to see it, so we got tickets to see The House Bunny instead… but since that started 10 minutes after Disaster Movie, we went in to see the beginning…

I was thinking “we’re so out of here” when Amy Winehouse, complete with fangs and a bottle of booze, jumped out of the bushes and ended up letting out the biggest belch I’ve ever seen in a movie… It was making me gag it was so gross.  So we stayed.

It was definitely a bad movie, bad acting, bad story, lots of “OK next!” scenes that went on too long… but there were definitely some in your face crass funny parts.  There was one sick thing in it that I thought was way cruel and over the line, but I’ll let you see it for yourself…

So yeah there’s Kim Kardashian eating.  She’s not a good actress at all.  She should stick to making sex videos and posing for Playboy.  I also can’t believe they didn’t make one joke about her big ass the entire movie!

They rag on Jessica Simpson real bad… it’s especially funny since Vanessa Minnillo is in the movie.  She’s not in any of the scenes making fun of Jess though.  I was hoping…

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Richie Sambora eating… stuffing his face… I love pictures of celebrities chowing down.

He’s in Greenwich Village with friends.  Then he waved at the camera… I guess he’s doing better, you know, not drinking and whatnot.  This week.

Photos: Splash News Online

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Am I the only one who loves pictures of celebrities eating?  Especially when they’re doing what Pink’s doing and shoving a HUGE bite of whoknowswhat into her mouth… It’s almost like she’s doing it for the cameras!!

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